assalamulaikum....
ni adelah kate2 org cina pasal bangsa kite.
kawan saya forward e-mail ni.Bacalah dan pahamkan...jadikan iktibar...........
THIS IS WHAT THE CHINESE WROTE:
>>01. You call each other 'BODOH' for fun, and
>>too 'BODOH' to realize it's an offensive word.
>>
>>02. You're the LAZIEST person on God's earth.
>>
>>03. Always update with "lagu-lagu A-
>>minor", "lagu-lagu rindu" and "wayang
>>hindustani".
>>
>>04. Always give a very long honourable speech
>>start from Duli Yang Maha Mulia, Tan Sri, Puan
>>Sri, YB-YB, Yang Berbahagia Datuk, Datuk-Datuk,
>>Datin-Datin, Tuan Haji, Tuan Pengerusi Majlis..
>>and last sometime least...."rakyat jelata"
>>sekalian......."terlebih dahulu saya ingin
>>membuka majlis dengan
>>asalamualaikuwaramatulahiwabarakatu......"
>>
>>05. Many Malay ended at "pusat pemulihan dadah"
>>for common drug abuse.
>>
>>06. "Air sirap" is the cheapest drink you can
>>afford.
>>
>>07. You like to tease and act perverted when
>>someone with sexual appeal passing by.
>>
>>08. You self proclaimed from a superior race
>>(Arabs).
>>
>>09. You love to eat, especially FREE FOOD.
>>
>>10. Malay favourite quote = REZEKI JANGAN DI
>>TOLAK.
>>
>>11. Malay least favourite word = JANJI MELAYU.
>>
>>12. Your girls got a mouthfull of chicken's ass
>>(loudmouths).
>>
>>13. You can't stand it and always keep on
>>staring at someone who are better
>>dressing/looking rather than your back-dated
>>looks.
>>
>>14. You wear your shirt more than 4 times before
>>wash it.
>>
>>15. You feel it's not right to eat first before
>>everybody gets their meal (while your meal is
>>getting cold).
>>
>>16. You got that annoying habit of wanting
>>people to acknowledge you.
>>
>>17. You know for the fact that you are
>>supersticious (bomohs and dukuns).
>>
>>18. You know for the fact that Malay jokes are
>>decently lame and you always force yourself to
>>laugh when other malay joker telling their lame
>>jokes.
>>
>>19. You always try to take advantage on other
>>people work..
>>
>>20. You are trained to be a sweet talker.
>>
>>21. You love to offer drinks to your boss while
>>polishing his shoe.
>>
>>22. You always pick on juniors.
>>
>>23. You don't care if everyone in your
>>class/office know for the fact that you are
>>lazy.
>>
>>24. You are very protective on your seniority.
>>
>>25. You are quite a slow thinker.
>>
>>26. You prefer to borrow people's stuff rather
>>than buy it, but hardly return it back.
>>
>>27. You also always use other's property without
>>asking permission.
>>
>>28. Many of you are not sincere when making
>>friend with non-malays.
>>
>>29. You always waste your time in the public
>>phone talking about "janji-janji manis", "omong-
>>omong kosong", "aku hidup dalam blues", "Hindi
>>superstar" and "cinta-sayang". (these are direct
>>quotes...)
>>
>>30. Malay most popular ambition...
>>* to the public = "ingin menjadi seorang insan
>>yang berguna"
>>* in reality = to be a clerk
>>
>>31. Gossip are number 1 favourite past time.
>>
>>32. Malay favourite magazine are URTV, Mangga,
>>Jelita, Remaja and Variasari.
>>
>>33. Mark as "bangsa pendengki" by other race in
>>Malaysia.
>>
>>34. When someone giving a speech, a Malay
>>usually will nod their head (kepala terangguk-
>>angguk) not to show that they understand, but
>>just simply to act that they understand in a
>>serious manner.
>>
>>35. Deep in the eyes of Malay, the meaning
>>of "TERSIPU-SIPU BAHASA" and "MALU-MALU KUCING"
>>are.....
>>* GREAT APPETITE WITH A VENGEANCE
>>
>>36. Malay got less friend from other races
>>because...
>>* Malay are too proud of their own language
>>which makes them stuck-up
>>* Malay also ignore that other etnic groups and
>>foreign people are willing to learn to speak in
>>Malay while got other knowledge in other
>>language. (so now you know why this email is
>>written in ENGLISH)
>>
>>37. In Malaysia, people said "wear condom and
>>don't forget to take a bath with Dettol if you
>>make love to a Malay".
>>
>>38. An example of a Malay with good grades =
>>STRAIGHT C-MINUS
>>
>>39. A Malay boss are known as
>>* intimidating his staff
>>* Sexual harrasing & Blackmailing
>>* Welcome more family member and friends to join
>>the company
>>* Corruption
>>* Always bring company's item home for personel
>>use.
>>
>>40. Malay, as the biggest population in
>>Malaysia, are always feels threaten with the
>>minority Christian in the country.
>>
>>41. Malay chicks always dream to have sex with
>>White Man but always ended get f*ck by their own
>>species. (Im sorry if this offended you, but it
>>was a promise)
>>
>>42. Most babies found in the bushes and dustbin
>>are Malay.
>>
>>43. Most adultery/incest cases are by Malay.
>>
>>44. Most divorce cases are by Malay couple.
>>
>>45. Most yuppie wannabes are Malay.
>>
>>46. Malay man got the habit using sink/wash hand
>>area to rinse and wash their penis mostly in
>>their bathroom, hostel and also in the public
>>toilet.
>>
>>47. Malay love to make fun at people who use
>>toilet paper to wipe ass because they love to
>>touch their sh*t with their hand.
>>
>>48. Malay knows that other races could not dare
>>to eat malay food not because of the spices but
>>because the food was process by their ass-wiping-
>>hand.
>>
>>49. Malay use toilet paper in Malay
>>restaurant/food court/warung to wipe customer's
>>mouth and hand.
>>
>>50. A typical malay Ready-to-wear.....
>>*a long, torn jeans,
>>*a T-shirt
>>*a pair of loafers
>>
>>51. Malays can't live without rice and chilli.
>>
>>52. A malay who check in a foreign hotel will
>>cook their food inside the hotel room with water
>>boiler and a portable mini cooker to save cost.
>>
>>52. Malay knows their favourite fast
>>food......KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN hot and spicy.
>>
>>53. Malay will eat fried chicken and burger just
>>like in the manner of eating rice with hand "one
>>hand lean on the table, slouching head to the
>>plate and other hand with finger close to each
>>other to enter mouth".
>>
>>54. Malay toilet always smells like "petai".
>>
>>55. Malay love to remind people to have their
>>morning shower but they themself always ended up
>>having a BO in the afternoon. (BO=body-odour)
>>
>>56. Backstabbing are malay greatest asset.
>>
>>57. Cheating in examination or test are
>>heredity.
>>
>>58. Malay favourite brand are G.A Blue Jeans,
>>Lady-like Jeans, a fake Ray-ban.
>>
>>59. Upper class Malay favourite brand are the
>>cheapest Versace t-shirt, Malboro Classic
>>sometimes fake sometimes not jeans, an old
>>fashion (erik estrada CHIPS) Ray-Ban glasses and
>>a discount sales Mark and Spencer.
>>
>>60. Weekend are racing paradise for "Mat Motor".
>>
>>61. Malay never learn to accept people's opinion
>>as a giude or challenge.
>>
>>62. You feel that you had to support Moslem
>>terrorist just because their are Islam and not
>>because their are a serial killers.
>>
>>63. Malay favourite living concept = BIAR PERUT
>>KOSONG ASALKAN RUMAH CANTIK MACAM ISTANA.
>>
>>64. The only musical instrument you can play is
>>a GITAR KAPOK.
>>
>>65. You Malay will pretend to ignore and deny
>>that you are typical.
>>
>>66. You will start to wondering about yourself
>>after reading this.
>>
>>As a malay, please put some effort to change
>>your
>>bad attitude, this is truly embarassing.
>>
Bacalah dan pahamkan,harap ia menjadi sesuatu kesedaran utk diri kite,bangsa Melayu amnya
wassalam
