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Post by atokENSEM on Feb 20, 2004 23:31:46 GMT 8
ko jeles ker takder org bg hadiah kat ko...kuang...kuang...kuang hehehe..betul tu..tp akanlah abg k****l,tak bg hadiah kot..  |
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Post by StRiDeR on Feb 22, 2004 16:52:48 GMT 8
Kawin jgn x kawin
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Citer nie pun sebenarnya dah lama berlaku dan sesungguhnya berlaku dizaman yg. serba moden nie, (pelik tetapi benar) sebagaimana yg. diciterkan oleh Tuan Kodhi, Kuala Selangor bertempat di Surau Kg. Sungai Sirih Tambahan 2, Lintang Mawar, 42000 Pelabohan Klang.
Adalah seorang hamba Allah tu nak menghadapi temuduga Perkahwinan :
Tuan Kodhi : " Kamu nak bernikah ye ? "
Bakal Pengantin Lelaki : " Ye Tuan Kodhi " !!
Tuan Kodhi : " Cuba kamu Istighfar "
Bakal Pengantin Lelaki : ( Tergaru-garu kepala lalu, berkata ) "
Istighfar tu macam mana Tuan? "
Tuan Kodhi : (sambil menahan marah) "Ala yg. macam biasa tu... ... , yg. kita baca lepas sembahyang"
Bakal Pengantin Lelaki : ( masih lagi tak dapat menjawab ) lalu
berkata :
"macam nie lah Tuan, Tuan baca sikit dan saya sambung... ... "
Tuan Kodhi : ( dlm. hati berkata, "Melampau betul budak nie... ... )
"Baiklah saya baca sekerat kemudian kamu sambung ye... ."
Bakal Pengantin Lelaki : " O.K. Tuan "
Tuan Kodhi : " Astaghfirullah Al 'Azim Allazi... ." Skrg. kamu sambung
"
Bakal Pengantin Lelaki : " Allazi Yuwas Suwi Supi Sudu Rinnas, Minal Jinna Tiwannas.. "
Tuan Kodhi : " Apalah kamu nie, saya suruh kamu 'Istighfar', yg. kamu baca Surah An-Nas tu buat apa... ? !!!
Nota : Dalami lah ilmu Agama, tak rugi bagi kita semua mempelajarinya,
tak kira lah bagi yg. nak ditemuduga utk. bernikah atau hal-hal yg.
lain... ..
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Post by hangLipur on Feb 22, 2004 19:02:05 GMT 8
mudah-mudahan lipur tak dapat suami yg cam tu kan  |
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Post by atokENSEM on Feb 23, 2004 3:57:55 GMT 8
tu manusia yg tak mendalami ilmu agama dgn secukupnya...kan?
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Post by KomOt on Feb 24, 2004 14:21:50 GMT 8
kehkeh..ape la melalut sampai baca surah an-nas.. ;D
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Post by StRiDeR on Feb 24, 2004 20:33:11 GMT 8
kehkeh..ape la melalut sampai baca surah an-nas.. ;D tue la pasal...lain kali sebelum kawin ke buat aper2 ke...penuh kan ilmu di dada dulu... |
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Post by StRiDeR on Feb 26, 2004 22:04:12 GMT 8
atitude number to ur love life
To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your birthdate together. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit.
Example: August 20
= 8 + 20 = 28
= 2 + 8 = 10
= 1 + 0 = 1
Thus, the love attitude number is = 1
1
You're charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is ahead of others, you know what's in and what's way out. Sometimes you're a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love interest. You've a way of drawing attention wherever you go and this dramatic flare usually attracts the strongest guys. Your competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals but those who can't handle your power aren't your type anyway. At times you can b! e possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence and knock them dead good looks don't hurt either.
2
Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing, mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you - especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get along easily with both sexes. You're a natural peacemaker and can be very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in conflict. Your favorite type of guy/gal is a gentle, affectionate one who is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on your list of favorites, too.
3
You're imaginative, fun-loving, trill-seeking and expressive. You're so charming that you attract many friends and you're almost never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you maybe totally shy and self-conscious, but you'll lose those qualities in the high-school years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren't affected by it unless your guy tries to provoke it. In the guy department, you refer the athletic or artistic types. You're in absolute heaven when you find both of those qualities in the same guy. When you're looking for love, a guy who can make you laugh scores points, big time!
4
You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good-hearted. You're one of the most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life. It give you the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she is good-looking, too, but that's not a major consideration for you.
5
Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous. You're creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with being flirtatious and laying hard to get. You need to pay close attention to your personal values because you love to try new and different things and easily go along with the crowd and the consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a boy/girl. You like guys who have great bodies and good looks, along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they're highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you,otherwise you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.
6
You're warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing, thoughtful nature attracts many boyfriends/girlfriends to you, and usually some of the nicest guys too. Because of your need to care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much care-taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important roles in your life, you're unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who your parents wouldn't like. Sometimes you've a slight jealous streak but it doesn't last long. Some people with this love attitude number are prone to making ha! rsh judgments of others, especially when others don't share your set of values. You're especially attracted to the good looking, boy-next-door type who is smart as well as a gentleman.
7
Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you do. Your defined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to certain guys/gays. At times, you can also be somewhat fault-finding and a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You're mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren't like all the rest; a loner easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads alot and enjoy learning, he/she is especially perfect for you.
8
Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals. You can also be a little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome/pretty and popular. You like quality over quantity and will usually wait until the guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.
9
You've a sophisticated attitude that's also generous and considerate. Your responsible, charitable nature may find you attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You'll carry these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you'll be a good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper that can make everyone run for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a great body. Charm, with and brilliance could make him the perfect guy/gal for you.
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Post by enigma on Feb 27, 2004 14:13:16 GMT 8
Kita perlu Ingat ada satu sifat ALLAH yang tidak boleh
diambil dan
ditiru oleh kita kerana ia hanya khusus untuk ALLAH
sahaja.Sifat itu
ialah sifat AlKabir, yang bererti sombong ataupun
ego.Justeru itu ada
baiknya kita menilai diri kita atau sebaliknya.Mari
kita melihat
tanda-tandanya.
1.KALAU DIBERI SESUATU JAWATAN DI RASA SERONOK ATAUpUN
TERHIBUR
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Kalau seseorang itu diberi jawatan sama ada kecil
ataupun besar,
dia rasa senang hati ataupun bangga.Tidak pernah
bersusah hati.
Sedangkan bagi orang yang tiada sifat ego dalam
dirinya,dia akan
rasa takut untuk menerima tanggungjawab itu.Hendak
ditolak dirasa
tidak patut kerana telah diberi kepercayaan,tetapi dia
takut dan
bimbang kalau-kalau gagal dalam memikul tanggungjawab
dan akan
dipersoalkan di akhirat kelak.
2.KALAU DIA SEORANG PEMIMPIN,DIA BERSIKAP KASAR
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Kalau dia pemimpin,dia tidak pernah memikir perasaan
anak buahnya.
Arahannya lebih berbentuk suruhan daripada meminta
bantuan.Dia tidak
mengira sama ada anak buahnya tersinggung ataupun
tidak asalkan
kerjanya siap.
3.KALAU TIDAK DILANTIK RASA TIDAK SENANG
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Dia akan merasa susah hati atau tergugat apabila orang
lain memegang
jawatan yang dia rasakan mampu untuk menjawatnya.Dia
juga akan merasa
tidak senang sekiranya ditukarkan jawatan lain apatah
lagi jika
diturunkan pangkat.Orang yang tidak ego akan
berkhidmat selagi mampu
dengan tidak mengira jawatan apa sekalipun asalkan
dapat memberi
sumbangan dan tidak bertentangan dengan syariat.
4.KALAU DIA PENGIKUT SUSAH UNTUK IKUT CAKAP
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Kalau dia menjadi anak buah,susah hendak patuh dan
taat kepada
ketuanya.Kalau patuhpun kerana segan dimarahi atau
kerana segan
diperhatikan orang.Dia terpaksa membuat kerja kerana
rela paksa
tetapi bukan kerana Allah.
5.MUDAH MARAH.
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Orang yang ego cepat marah dan mudah tersinggung atau
melenting.
Kata2 orang lain tidak diambil kira lagi apabila
marahnya memuncak.
Kalau marah itu tidak dizahirkan,tetapi perasaan marah
dan benci
itu tetap terpendam didalam hatinya malah sukar untuk
memaafkan
orang lain.
6.MUDAH TERSINGGUNG
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Di dalam sifat yang pemarah itu, dia juga mempunyai
sifat yang
terlalu emosional dan mudah tersinggung.Dia tidak
boleh melihat
orang lain lebih baik daripadanya,tidak boleh ditegur
dan tidak
boleh ada yang cepat buat kesilapan,dia akan mudah
terasa malah
lebih teruk lagi dia akan merajuk.Kononnya nak minta
orang
pujuklah tu... ..
7.SUKA BERKAWAN DENGAN ORANG BAWAHAN SUPAYA DIRINYA
LEBIH MENONJOL.
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Dalam berkawan dia lebih gemar memilih kawan yang
tidak menonjol
atau orang yang lebih rendah pangkatnya dan tujuannya
bukanlah
untuk bermesra tetapi supaya kehadirannya akan dirasai
oleh
orang lain.Agar kemana2 dia pergi orang akan nampak
dia.Dia tidak
senang hati kalau didalam sesuatu majlis itu,dirinya
tenggelam
dan tidak diperasani oleh orang lain.
8.SUKAR UNTUK MENERIMA PENDAPAT ORANG LAIN.
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Orang yang ego pastinya tidak dapat menerima hakikat
ada orang lain
yang lebih tahu atau lebih daripadanya.Lebih2 lagi
dirinya dikenali
ramai ataupun seorang pemimpin,pastinya dia sukar
untuk menerima
teguran daripada anak buahnya walaupun teguran itu
benar.Juga sukar
bagi seseorang yang lebih tua untuk menerima kata2
seseorang yang
lebih muda daripadanya.
9.DALAM MAJLIS PERBINCANGAN TIDAK SENANG ORANG LAIN
MEMBERI PANDANGAN.
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Tidak kira dalam majlis perbincangan rasmi atau tidak
rasmi,dia tidak
senang mendengar orang lain memberi pandangan atau
pendapat.
10.DI DALAM MAJLIS,SUKA MEMOTONG CAKAP ORANG.
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Apabila berada di dalam sesuatu majlis,dia suka
menyampuk dan sering
memotong percakapan orang lain.Lebih-lebih lagi
sekiranya percakapan
itu tidak bersesuaian dengan kehendak dan
pandangannya.Mungkin juga
supaya orang nampak bahawa dia banyak memberi pendapat
dan pandangan
di dalam majlis itu.
11.DI DALAM MAJLIS.HANYA SUKA PANDANGANNYA SAHAJA
DITERIMA.
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Di dalam majlis juga, dia sukar mendengar apatah lagi
menerima
pendapat orang lain.Pendapatnya sahaja yang hendak
didengar dan
diterima pakai.Tambahan pula,kalau dia merasakan
pendapatnya itu
lebih baik.
12.TIDAK SENANG KALAU KEMAJUAN TERCETUS DI TANGAN
ORANG LAIN.
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Walaupun orang itu daripada kumpulan atau organisasi
yang sama,
dia tetap tidak senang kalau kemajuan itu tercetus
bukan dari hasil
usahanya.Apatah lagi kalau orang itu mendapat pujian
dan disanjung
oleh orang lain.Dia ingin kemajuan dicetus ditangannya
agar orang
lain mengenalinya,memujinya dan menyanjunginya.
13.SERING BERCAKAP DENGAN SUARA YANG TINGGI.
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Ketika berkata-kata suaranya sering melebihi had yang
sepatutnya
ini lebih ketara apabila marah ataupun tidak berpuas
hati.Dia tidak
tahan dicabar,pasti dia akan mencabar semula.
14.DIA LEBIH GEMAR MEMPERKENALKAN DIRINYA.
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Kalau dia berbuat kerja atau dalam konteks yang lebih
luas ruang
lingkup serta peranan yang perlu dimainkan.Dia lebih
gemar memperkenalkan
tentang dirinya atau bahagian yang dipegangnya
daripada memperkenalkan
ketuanya atau kumpulannya.
15.SEMBAHYANG LEWAT SERTA TIDAK MAHU BERDOA SELEPAS
SEMBAHYANG.
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Melengah-lengahkan solat tandanya orang itu sombong
dengan Tuhan
Dia lupa bahawa tuhan yang menentukan masa depannya
tetapi dia
juga tidak mahu berdoa selepas menunaikan solat agar
lahir rasa
bersyukur memandangkan mungkin ketika membuat aktiviti
harian
kita terlupa atau terlalai untuk mengucapkan syukur
atas nikmat
Allah yang dikurniakan kepada kita...
fuhhhh dah abihhhh... moger ianya dapat memuhasabahkan
diri kita... .
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Post by StRiDeR on Feb 27, 2004 22:14:11 GMT 8
Life Math
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A small truth to make our Lifes 100%... ... .
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z, Is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% only
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% only
L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54% only
L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47% (don't most of us think this is most important
Then what makes 100% Is it Money? ... .. No!!!!! Leadership? ... ... NO!!!! Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude. To go to the top, to that 100% what we really need to go further... .. a bit more. ... ...
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Don't you think so?!?!?!?!
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Post by atokENSEM on Feb 28, 2004 4:53:50 GMT 8
 atok nak tanya..scooter kat atas ni..ape kelebihan dia?sbb..atok berkenan dgn scooter kat atas ni.. |
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Post by StRiDeR on Feb 28, 2004 18:24:27 GMT 8
atok nak tanya..scooter kat atas ni..ape kelebihan dia?sbb..atok berkenan dgn scooter kat atas ni.. hmmm...saya rasa semua scooter samer jer...bagi saya lah...x de kelebihan pun...cuma design jer yg beza....nak tau lebih detail...kena lah tanya kat mat scooter...emm, kat forum nie ader mat scooter ke? |
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Post by atokENSEM on Feb 28, 2004 18:33:19 GMT 8
takde kot..sumenye byk mat rempit.. |
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Post by enigma on Feb 28, 2004 19:56:59 GMT 8
the existance of Allah
A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and his beard cut as always.
He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
Suddenly, they touched the subject of ALLAH. The barber said : "Look man,
I don't believe that ALLAH exists as you say so."
"Why do you say that?" Asked the client.
Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that
ALLAH does not exist. Oh, tell me, if ALLAH existed, would there be so
many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If ALLAH existed,
there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of a ALLAH who
permits all of these things."
The client stopped for a moment thinking but he didn't want to respond so
as to prevent an argument.
The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop. Just
after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with a long hair
and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his cut and
he looked so untidy).
Then the client again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber :
" Know what? Barbers do not exist."
"How come they don't exist?"-asked the barber. "Well I am here and I am a
barber."
"No!" - the client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there
would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in
the street."
"Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me."
"Exactly!"- affirmed the client. "That's the point. ALLAH does exist,
what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him that's why
there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
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Post by atokENSEM on Feb 29, 2004 4:55:22 GMT 8
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Post by StRiDeR on Mar 6, 2004 16:21:55 GMT 8
Botol Mineral!!!!
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Assalammualaikum wbt,
Mungkin ada di antara saudara/saudari menerima
email mengenai bahayanya
penggunaan balik botol plastik air. Berikut
adalah pengesahan berita
ini
yang dipetik dari brochure jenama bekas plastik
terkenal yang di
serahkan
kepada saya oleh Pn. Rahiza(thanks):
Terjemahan:
Keracunan dari penggunaan balik botol plastik
Botol air mineral yang telah habis diminum adalah
tidak disarankan
untuk
digunakan kembali.
Kandungan plastik yang disebut "polyethylene
terephthalate atau PET)
yang
terkandung di dalam botol ini mempunyai eleman
penyebab
"KANSER"(diethylhydroxylamine or DEHA).
BOTOL INI HANYA SELAMAT untuk penggunaan sekali
sahaja, sekiranya untuk
di
simpan lama ianya hendaklah tidak melebihi satu
minggu dan jauhkan dari
haba.
Pembasuhan dan bilasan yang berulang boleh
menyebab kebocoran dan agen
penyebab kanser itu akan melelih ke dalam air
minuman tersebut!
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