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Post by TwinHead-FOREIGNER on Dec 27, 2003 1:03:40 GMT 8
Perbezaan dia tak ketara ranger la cik cuak...Jangan marah,kalu nak marah jugak korek idung tu...  |
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Post by atokENSEM on Dec 27, 2003 3:00:56 GMT 8
nape tok ni asyik suruh saye combine je....  ...ape salahnye kalu membanyakan column..... ...kalu tok rajin tok combine kanlah utk saye.... ;D....jgn asyik suruh je........  .....anyway kalu tok tolong combinekan i like 2 wish advance thanks 2 u.....  .selamat berjaya..... kalo satukn topic column lawak tu..kan sng!skali bc je..ni 2kali kena buka..mcm mane atok nak combinekan.. ::)itu post dr sya..lainlah atok leh detect pass sya..bile2 atok leh buat,tp atok tak nk guna ilmu utk menyakitkn hati org!so..tpulanglah pd sya..mayb sya tak kenal atok lg..sbb sya org br!tgk topic wanita yg sya buat,chief dah combinekn dlm girl power..so.. fikirlah! peace.. |
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Post by TwinHead-FOREIGNER on Dec 27, 2003 11:51:01 GMT 8
Tak lawak pun cite tu tok.Atok cite apa sebenarnya ni?  |
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Dec 28, 2003 21:55:22 GMT 8
;D wei...lawok ape tu...kahkahkah....aku...kahkahkah...tak larat...kahkahkah...nak....kahkahkah.....gelak doo...kahkahkah... ;D bengong la ko twintower...tu kan berborak...bukan bercerite doo...lain kali ko study sikit kate² hikmah dari farid ismid...ini x,lepak saje je dengan die kat surau tak buat ape...paling kuat pun berdengkur...ko dgn farid same je... |
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Post by atokENSEM on Dec 28, 2003 22:49:08 GMT 8
Tak lawak pun cite tu tok.Atok cite apa sebenarnya ni? itu berborak la..bkn nak buat lawak!  |
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Post by sha on Dec 29, 2003 8:25:11 GMT 8
atok.......oh atok......sha bukan x faham.........tapi ape salahnya kite membanyakan topic cam ni.....kalu org suke biar dieorg post kalu x suke jgn post........lg pun sha x kisah bile chief movedkan topic gals power 2......cos chief lebih mengetahui ape yg terbaik utk student die......topic ni pun kalu chief rase nak combinekan pun sha x kisah........cos as i already told u chief lebih tahu.......so kpd yg suke kutuk mengutuk 2..........kalu korang x suke ngan topic ni TOLONGLAH jgn kutuk2...sha tau itu adelah lumrah n adat ORG MELAYU yg x dpt dilupuskan hingga ke akhir zaman tapi TOLONGLAH encourage skit walaupun seciput.....ni x kutukkkkkkkkkkkkk je memanjang.ape2 pun ALLAH lebih mengetahui segala ape yg berlaku........sha post banyak2 ni bukannye ape cume nak menambahkan ilmu sha n korang smue......bukannye sha post utk menambahkan dosa dgn mengutuk org......fikirkanlah?
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Post by sha on Dec 29, 2003 8:38:24 GMT 8
one more thing kalu sha rase nak cari glamor ke ape ke dah lame dah sha buat cam2 cos sha ni budak 1st batch n dah lame dah ade account dlm forum cume skrang je sha ade mase nak diluangkan dlm forum ni..........n one more thing kalu sha rase nak tambahkan pangkat pun mungkin gak sha akan post bende2 yg merapu n xde faedah kalu nak bace mcm yg setengah students buat 2......sha x kutuk tapi menerangkan kebenaran...kalu nak post pun tolonglah post msg2 yg berfaedah bile dibace.....kita pun kene ingat yg college kite ni bukan sunway n seadik beradik dgnnye....ramai bebudak n ibu bapa akan bukak forum ni utk mengetahui about this college...so kite sbg students or x studentslah kene menjage name college kite....memanglah forum ni gak kite gune utk borak2 tapi tolonglah borak perkare yg berfaedah n logik bile dibace.......remind yourself again that WE R INTERNATIONAL ISLAMIC COLLEGE.....bukan name college yg org nampak tapi name ISLAMnye....yg ni bukan utk mempromotekan college tapi utk menjage name college yg selame ni tlh berbakti n masih mencurahkan bakti kpd kite smue.........
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Post by sha on Dec 29, 2003 8:43:30 GMT 8
A) Three men talking to each other
I) : Last time I was in paris.
II): Oh ! Have u been to paris ?
III): Many times ! I've been all over to greece , spain& new york'
II) : You must know geography very well then
I ): Ah! Geography ! lovely place !! spent four days there once.
B) Two mad men were talking with each other . The first mad man said -" Did u hear that there is war going
on b/w Hindustan & Bharat ? The second mad man said -" Thank God" our india did not come in the
middle."
C) Teacher : Draw the diagram of bacteris in ur books.( Teacher comes across Krishna's book)
Teacher : y is ur book blank,Keven?
Keven : Teacher u told us that bacteria cannot b seen.
Invigilator in the examination hall :-
Invigilator: Ur answer paper is completely blank
Student: 5 marks are allowed for neatness, thought i will get atleast that mark.
E)Steven: John , y ru putting the watch into the piggy bank?
John : y not! Don't people put money into piggy banks?
Steven: But- that is to save money
John : Right ! Steven I'm putting my watch into piggy bank to save time
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a)The manager of dept store put this notice on the window,
" If u need it, we have it".
Soon on the window of the rival dept store, a sign appeared,
" If we do not have it, u do not need it".
b) An accountant is a man hired to explain to explain you did not make the money u did.
c) Youngsters brighten up the home , by leaving the lights on everywhere.
d) Victor was asked by some ladies for donation to orphanage . So he sent them , two orphans
e) The near- sighted man & his wife were inspecting the latest exhibit with critical care
" That is the ugliest portrait I have ever seen ", he cried angrily
" Come away, u funny man! ur looking yourself i n a mirror " replied his wife.
f) New stenographer( following rapid dictation)
" Now , Mr Sam , wat did u say b/w
' Dear sir' & ' sincerely yours' " ?
g) Two convicts were that to b hanged, when they were asked to state thier last wish
I st convict - I want to make a speech on being hanged
2 nd convict - " I want to b hanged before he starts his speech"
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Post by sha on Dec 29, 2003 8:46:41 GMT 8
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train
to India
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.
Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.
John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle.
what is one word for "hold my cycle sir ?"
encyclopedia
Why Bus stop at the bus stop ?
Ans :: because Bus cannot seat ......
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the girl. The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent toMars.
Only one person could go,and he will not return toEarth.The first applicant,an American engineer,was asked how
much he wanted to be paid for going."A million dollars", he answered,"because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."The next applicant,a Russian doctor,was asked the same question.He asked for two million dollars."I wish to give a million to my family,he explained,"and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."The last applicant was an Indian
politician.When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."Why so much more than the others?"the interviewer asked.The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1million, and we'll give the American engineer $1 million and send him to Mars."
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Post by sha on Dec 29, 2003 8:52:18 GMT 8
1.Question : Why did you throw the butter out of the window? Answer : I wanted to see a butterfly. 2.Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time? Post Master : Well it might do. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Johor. 3.Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then? 4.Teacher : John! which is the biggest city in the world? John: Keeps on thinking......... then he answered..... ELECTRICTY!!!!!! Teacher: ahhhh? ? 5. which day the fish doesn't like? fry day (friday) there is fry know that'swhy. 6. In this Bank there is no money. what is it. Bank of river. 7.Which is the Weight Less House? Ans: Light House. 8.All the people's were very tired in the month of April why? Because all the people were march 31 days before April that'swhy. 9. Sunday is very stongest day in the week why? Because all other days are week days. 10.which alphabet refers all of us? V (WE) |
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Post by sha on Dec 29, 2003 8:53:49 GMT 8
1. " Hellowww! "
Do u know....
It gives me a shock when I know the answer so long i never realized I don't know the real meaning
of family...
here is the answer ... Family
(F) ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)love
(y)ou
2. Why does a man want to have a wife?
because
(W)= washing
(I) = Ironing
(F) = food
(E) = entertainment
3. why does a woman want to have a hubby?
cuz
(H)housing
(U)understanding
( S) saving
(B) buying
(A) and
(N) never
(D) demanding
The word hello means
H- how ru?
E- Everything all right?
L- like to hear frm u
L- love to see u soon
O-obviously, I miss u...
so, hello! good day!
2. computer industry acronyms
PCMCIA : people can't memorize computer industry acronyms
ISDN : It still does nothing
MIPS : meaning less indication of processor speeds
Dos : defunct operating system
Windows: will install needless data on whole system
OS/2 : obsolete soon, too
PnP : plug & pray
Microsoft: Most intelligent Customers realise our software only ( for) fools & teenagers
CA : constant acquistions
Cobol : completely obsolete business oriented language
LIPS : lots of insipid & stupid parantheses
Macintosh: Most applications crash ; If not , the operating system hangs.
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Post by cuak_mengganas on Dec 29, 2003 11:34:09 GMT 8
sha...post byk2,x larat nak bace tau...
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Post by atokENSEM on Dec 29, 2003 21:27:32 GMT 8
atok.......oh atok......sha bukan x faham.........tapi ape salahnya kite membanyakan topic cam ni.....kalu org suke biar dieorg post kalu x suke jgn post........lg pun sha x kisah bile chief movedkan topic gals power 2......cos chief lebih mengetahui ape yg terbaik utk student die......topic ni pun kalu chief rase nak combinekan pun sha x kisah........cos as i already told u chief lebih tahu.......so kpd yg suke kutuk mengutuk 2..........kalu korang x suke ngan topic ni TOLONGLAH jgn kutuk2...sha tau itu adelah lumrah n adat ORG MELAYU yg x dpt dilupuskan hingga ke akhir zaman tapi TOLONGLAH encourage skit walaupun seciput.....ni x kutukkkkkkkkkkkkk je memanjang.ape2 pun ALLAH lebih mengetahui segala ape yg berlaku........sha post banyak2 ni bukannye ape cume nak menambahkan ilmu sha n korang smue......bukannye sha post utk menambahkan dosa dgn mengutuk org......fikirkanlah? sya..oh sya...terpulanglah! ;)tp byk sgt post pun lawak ni..bkn ramai yg nk bace..sbb pjg sgt!takde lawak pendek ke?  |
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Post by sha on Dec 30, 2003 12:49:39 GMT 8
ape salahnye kalu atok postkan lawak yg pendek plak?x salahkan? ? ;D |
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Post by PoKai B on Dec 30, 2003 13:42:11 GMT 8
atok...cuba atok tunjukkan kelawakkan atok...mesti diorg terpegun....hehehe ;D
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...ape salahnye kalu membanyakan column..... 
.....anyway kalu tok tolong combinekan i like 2 wish advance thanks 2 u..... 
.selamat berjaya..... 
