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Post by StRiDeR on Jan 20, 2004 20:02:11 GMT 8
Why  ....because..... why were the elephants banned from the swimming pool? because their trunks kept falling down. why did the millionaire live in a house without bathroom? because he was a filthy rich. why they put a fence around the graveyard? because people were dying to get in. why couldn't the sailors play cards? because the captain was standing on the deck. why did the drunk climb up the roof? because he heard the drinks were on the house. why does woman have a clean mind? because they change it every few minutes. why did a boy ask his mother to sit on the front step? because he'd always wanted a stepmother. why was the egyptian boy confused? because his daddy was a mummy. |
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Post by StRiDeR on Jan 20, 2004 20:48:15 GMT 8
Saya bersedia memakannya
Seorang salesman 'vacum cleaner' menuju ke sebuah rumah. Diketuknya pintu depan. Belum sempat wanita tuan rumah itu berkata sepatah pun, ia menghamburkan segala macam kotoran ke karpet ruang tamu.
"Puan," katanya, "saya yakin akan kemampuan mesin ini. Karpet ini akan bersih kembali dalam sekelip mata. Jika nanti masih ada kotoran yang tertinggal, saya bersedia memakannya."
"Kalau begitu," kata nyonya itu,"Mulailah makan. Rumah kami belum punya eletrik."
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Post by StRiDeR on Jan 20, 2004 20:48:42 GMT 8
Jiran miskin
Dengan tergopoh-gopoh Neva yang masih kecil itu masuk ke rumah.
"Ayah....Ibu ...!!" teriaknya.
"Jiran kita itu pasti orang miskin ....."
Si Ayah dan si Ibu sangat terkejut mendengar katanya itu kerana sesungguhnya daerah tempat tinggal mereka adalah daerah orang yang berada.
"Mengapa kamu mengatakan begitu, sayang?"
"Sebab, mereka sudah kecoh hanya kerana anaknya menelan duit syiling lima puluh sen."
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Post by sha on Jan 21, 2004 9:00:32 GMT 8
THE SUICIDAL BLONDE
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night, with the tip of her index finger blown off. "How did this happen?", the doctor asked her.
"Well," the blonde replied, "I was depressed, and I was trying to commit suicide!" The doctor scratched his head. "What? You tried to commit suicide by shooting your FINGER off??"
"No, silly!" the blonde sighed. "First, I put the gun to my chest. Then I thought, boy, I just paid $5,000 for these breast implants, I'm not gonna shoot myself in the chest."
"Then I put the gun in my mouth. But I thought, huh, I just paid $2,500 to get my teeth straightened, no way, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" asked the doctor.
"Well, then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, gee, this is going to make an awful loud noise! So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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Post by sha on Jan 21, 2004 12:37:40 GMT 8
JANET MASA TEMUDUGA KERJA Jenat mendapat tawaran temuduga setiausaha. Bila manager ternampak pakaian c Jenat dengan rambutnya di dye warna Gold & White, dalam hati manager 2 berteriak, "MAKKKKK...DATUUUKKK, BIAR BETUL!!!!!!!!...... So manager pun berkata, "kalau kamu dapat buat ayat daripada perkataan tersebut dalam bahasa english, saya akan pertimbangkan application kamu". Perkataan itu ialah, Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple & Black". C Jenat pun berfikir, kemudian mendapat idea: " I hear the phone Green..Green..Green, then i go & Pink up the phone, i say Yellow...Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah!!!...wrong numberlah...don't Purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok? Thank you beri beri much... Manager tu apalagi? terus pengsang.......  |
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Post by cuak_mengganas on Jan 21, 2004 13:03:19 GMT 8
hahahhahha...kelakar la lawak ko stider psl t'telan duit tu...
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Post by siamangManja on Jan 21, 2004 14:56:59 GMT 8
yela la lawak la hahahahaha...best gile lawak lu ni hahahahahahahaha....(padahal tak baca pun)...hahahaha
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Post by cuak_mengganas on Jan 21, 2004 15:51:41 GMT 8
nampak sgt ko ni giler post siamang manje oi...
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Post by KomOt on Jan 21, 2004 15:53:00 GMT 8
ko pn lawak la cuak..hahaha..lawaknye kisah ko.. hahaha.. ;D lucu betul..
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 23, 2004 4:43:36 GMT 8
ye...lawak la jugak.....yang paling lawak tu bab penjual vakum tu tertelan syiling....lawak siut....
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Post by siamangManja on Jan 23, 2004 21:56:14 GMT 8
hahahahahahahahahha yela lawak la....hahahahhahaha gile post la wa ni hahahahahhaa
lawaknye hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by john on Jan 23, 2004 22:10:28 GMT 8
hmmmmmm.....boleh laa....lawakla jugak.... ;D
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 25, 2004 0:40:21 GMT 8
tu yang lawak tu...hahaha..akhirnya aku bertemu jua dengan temulawak...
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Post by john on Jan 26, 2004 11:50:17 GMT 8
tu yang lawak tu...hahaha..akhirnya aku bertemu jua dengan temulawak... temulawak??? |
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Post by siamangManja on Jan 26, 2004 16:07:02 GMT 8
tu yang lawak tu...hahaha..akhirnya aku bertemu jua dengan temulawak... lu ni ntah ape2 la.... |
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