Ok..read this one...siapa nak jawab biler jadi cenggini men vs women
women...
if u kiss her, u'r not a gentlemen
if u dont, u'r not a man
if u talk, she want u 2 listen
if u listen, she wants u 2 talk
if u praise her, she thinks u'r lying
if u dont, she gets moody
if u agree 2 all her likes, u'r a wimp
if u dont, u'r insensitives
if u dress well, she thinks u'r a playboy
if u dont, she says u'r a slob
if u'r jealous, she says u dont trust her
if u'r not, she thinks u dont love her
if u visit ur buddies, u'r depriving her of "quality time"
if she visits her buddies, it's 4 "girl talk"
if u stare at another woman, she sulks 4 hours
if she stared by the other men, she says u should be pleased 4 her
men....
if u kiss him, u'r easy
if u dont, u'r frigid
if u talk, its alwayz 2 much
if u listen, its never enuff
if u praise him, he thinks u'r a fake
if u dont, he thinks u dont like him
if u agree 2 all his likes, u'r too submissive
if u dont, u'r too controlling
if u'r well dressed,he says u'r vain
if u arent, he thinks u'r a dog
if u'r jealous,he says u'r possessive
if u'r not, he fools around
if u see another man, u'r "two timing him"
if he sees another women, they'r "just gud fren"
if u stare at another women, he says u'r jealous
if he stares at by other man-boy, u'r in trouble!