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Post by feimaumania on Apr 28, 2004 15:13:04 GMT 8
Ini adalah cara-cara untuk memilih bakal isteri anda
Ceritanya begini, suatu hati di Kampung Pandan, Kuala Lumpur,ada seorang
ibu yang gusar kerana anak sulung lelakinya tak kawin-kawin lagi, so satu
hari, si ibu pon bawak lah calon-calon yang dirasakan sesuai untuk menjadi
bakal menantunya, dia pun menjemput kesemuanya kedalam rumahnya.Lalu
memanggil anak sulong lelakinya untuk memilih kut yang mana-mana dia
berkenan...
CALON PERTAMA: ciri-ciri : Kulit cerah, rambut ikal mayang, pipi gebu, BUKIT besar.....
Pekerjaan : Operator telefon merangkap receptionist
Si anak lelaki menolak calon pertama. Si ibu bertanya mengapa dia menolak, lalu si anaknya pon berkata: "Ala Mak...nih tak syiioookkkk....dia nih selalu cakap SILA TUNGGU SEBENTAR,TUNGGU SEBENTAR"
CALON KEDUA: Ciri-ciri : Kulit sawa matang, mata bulat dan besar, badan
100% bergetah, BUKITnya just nice
Pekerjaan : Setiausaha
Lalu si anak lelaki berkata "Nih lagi tak syyiiiooookkkk...asyik-asyik cakap HARAP BERSABAR...BERSABAR"
Si ibu pon gelisah kerana kebanyakkan calon yang ditunjukkan tidak memenuhi kriteria anak lelakinya...lalu dia pon menjemput calon terakhir...
CALON TERAKHIR: ciri-ciri : Kulit gelap-gelita,mata sepet sikit, badan 99.99999% bergetah, BUKITnya kurang memuaskan
Pekerjaan : Guru.
Tanpa segan silu dan memikir panjang lalu si anak lelaki ini bersetuju untuk memilih calon ini. Lalu si ibu pun pening kepala lalu bertanya kepada anak lelakinya mengapa dipilih calon ini.Lalu anaknya pun memberitahu..."Hah! mak nih la syyiookkk sikit...kalau cikgu best sikit..pasal dia selalu cakap ULANG SEKALI LAGI, BUAT BANYAK-BANYAK, SALAH NIH, BUAT MACAM NIH 10 KALI LAGI, TERUSKAN..HAH..TERUSKAN DAH BETUL TUH..."
Tiba-tiba adik lelaki tersebut yang berumur 10 tahun menyampuk pulak...
"Bang!!!....Konduktor bas mini lagi bagus bang.... Dia orang selalu cakap...."NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...MASUK, MASUK.......MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI,LAGI BELAKANG SANA...BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........
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Post by kuzy on Apr 28, 2004 15:16:53 GMT 8
woitt siotla lawak ko..... kawakwakw
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Post by feimaumania on Apr 28, 2004 15:52:06 GMT 8
Kalendar lunar cina bermula apabila dongeng beribu- ribu binatang bumi dan kayangan hadir menghulur salam perpisahan kepada Buddha. Tanda kasih Buddha kpd binatang, 12 haiwan terpilih mewakili tahun masing2 dan satu pusingan lengkap apabila 12 thn berakhir. Setiap seekor mewakili sifat, perwatakan dan untung nasib tersendiri
MONYET
Tahun: 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016
Perwatakan: Anda bijak dan berdaya penarik. Kelebihan semula jadi ini memberi peluang kpd anda menguasai org dan keadaan sekeliling. Bg teman yg bermasalah, anda diibaratkan pendengar setia. Sungguhpun ada masanya anda berpura2 dan tdk memberi sebarang bantuan, namun keceriaan anda mampu meredakan tekanan insan lain
Percintaan: Awas, jgn terlalu bijak bermain kata2, menabur janji manis sehingga kekasih pergi. Anda juga jgn rambang mata sehingga kasih dan cinta mudah diberi kepada semua yg berkenan dihati
Pasangan serasi: Naga dan tikus
AYAM JANTAN
Tahun: 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017
Perwatakan: Seorang yg tdk gentar pd cabaran. Setiap rintangan dihadapi dgn penuh berani dan terbuka. Bg anda masalah mencetuskan semangat baru dan membina jati diri. Anda juga lantang memberi pendapat dan bijak mencari kelemahan insan lain utk dikritik. Anda jujur memberi pendapat cuma sifat terlalu berterus- terang ada ketika melukakan perasaan orang
Percintaan: Tunjukkan kesungguhan anda menyayangi dia dgn sikap positif bkn sekadar membawa dia ke hulu ke hilir tanpa bukti yg meyakinkan dan menjamin masa depannya
Pasangan serasi: Lembu dan ular
ANJING
Tahun: 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018
Perwatakan: Bersifat pelindung dan menjaga kebajikan orang sekitar. Pendendam adalah sifat buruk anda. Anda terlalu sensitive menyebabkan ada ketikanya anda sukar difahami. Berbanding zodiak lain, anda juga seorg yg tegas mempertahankan hak
Percintaan: Anda mmg seorg pendebat yg hebat namun tdk perlu menunjukkan jaguh kpd org yg dikasihi, anda hanya melukakan hatinya. Kurangkan pertelagahan!
Pasangan serasi: Harimau dan kuda
BABI
Tahun: 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019
Perwatakan: Anda mudah berkongsi kesusahan org. malah sggp bersusah payah mambantu mrk yg memerlukan. Cuma anda perlu berhati2 krn ada waktunya kabaikan anda disalahertikan. Rezeki anda selalu murah Cuma perlu gigih berusaha dan buang sifat malas dan suka bersantai yg menebal dlm diri
Percintaan: Jgn asyik berbelanja mewah dan mengharapkan belanja si dia. Dlm mencari kerukunan hidup berdua, biarlah bersama2 menyumbang ke arah kesenangan.
Pasangan serasi: Arnab dan biri2
TIKUS
Tahun: 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008
Perwatakan: Seorg yg bersemangat tinggi dan tdk pernah putus asa. Cuma anda sering bersikap tergesa2 dlm melaksanakan cita2. anda juga harus belajar membuat timbang tara agar setiap keputusan benar2 berhasil
Percintaan: Byk tindakan dan keputusan anda gagal mencapai matlamat. Ini menimbulkan perasaan cuak dan curiga org yg disayangi. Apa kata anda berbincang terlebih dahulu dlm merancang masa hadapan agar masa, wang, dan tenaga tdk sia2.dan jgn sesekali membabitkan wang si dia!
Pasangan serasi: Naga dan monyet
LEMBU
Tahun: 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009
Perwatakan: Bijak menyimpan rahsia dan boleh dipercayai. Anda lebih gemar menyempurnakan sesuatu perkara secara berkumpulan. Ada ketikanya anda terlalu bergantung pada ketua dan kurang berkeyakinan pd diri sendiri. Sifat taat yg keterlaluan sering membuat anda gagal menyerlahkan kemampuan diri
Percintaan: Anda mmg seorg yg berkasih hanya pd yg satu. Namun kelemahan diri tdk mampu menzahirkan kasih sayang menyebabkan anda sering kecewa. Sesekali tdk salah dan tdk jatuh martabat jikalau meluahkan perasaan yg tersirat. Ia pemanis perhubungan
Pasangan serasi: Ular dan ayam jantan
HARIMAU
Tahun: 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010
Perwatakan: Gaya diri bersahaja amat memikat. Anda seorg yg berani dan tdk gentar pd cabaran. Karisma dan keceriaan diri seiring menyebabkan org keliling gagal menghidu masalah anda. Cuma anda sukar menerima kekalahan atau kelebihan org lain. Kekurangan diri boleh menyebabkan perasaan anda terganggu
Percintaan: Kawal perasaan dan rasa cemburu anda dlm hubungan dua hati. Dik terlalu sayang, sifat cemburu anda ada ketikanya begitu bergelora. Mencintai tdk bererti sentiasa disisi atau menakluki dirinya. Pasangan juga perlu kebebasan menentukan kerjaya
Pasangan serasi: Kuda dan anjing
ARNAB
Tahun: 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011
Perwatakan: Hati mudah tersentuh dan kaya kasih sayang. Anda gemarkan ketenangan dan kedamaian. Sifat diri yg tenang membuatkan anda jarang bertindak balas pd cabaran dan musuh. Anda tdk gemar bersaing dan lbh rela mengaku kalah drp hidup dlm tekanan
Percintaan: Bergantung harap dan hidup pd insane yg disayangi bkn cara yg bijak dlm hubungan kasih syg. Sesekali anda harus bertegas dan membuktikan anda mampu berdikari agar org disayangi lbh menghormati anda
Pasangan serasi: Biri2 dan babi
NAGA
Tahun: 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012
Perwatakan: Kekuatan mental dan sentiasa bersikap positif adalah kelebihan diri. Memiliki tenaga yg luar biasadlm melaksanakan tanggungjawab. Kelebihan ini menyebabkan ada waktunya diri anda dijauhi rakan apabila menafsir anda sbg seorg penakluk
Percintaan: Anda selalu membayangkan kesempurnaan dlm segala hal menyebabkan pasangan berasa rimas dan kurang selesa. Tdk slh mengimpikan yg terbaik namun biarlah berpada2, mengikut kemampuan diri serta keputusan itu sesuatu yg amali
Pasangan serasi: Monyet dan tikus
ULAR
Tahun: 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013
Perwatakan: Mudah mesra, cergas dan petah berkata2. setiap tindakan diawasi teliti, terancang dan mampu berhemah. Anda mampu menjadi ketua yg baik Cuma ada ketikanya sifat terlalu yakin dgn kebolehan dirimenyebabkan anda kecundang
Percintaan: Anda seorg yg bijak bermain cinta. Malah apabila berkesempatan anda tdk ragu2 membeli beberapa hati dan jiwa dlm masa serentak. Awas, jgn sampai rahsia terbongkar krn ada ketika gula yg ditanam di tepi bibir mampu menjadi racun!
Pasangan serasi: Ayam dan lembu
BIRI- BIRI
Tahun: 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015
Perwatakan: seorg yg lemah lembut dan mudah beralah. Apabila berada dlm keadaan tertekan anda gagal membuat keputusan dgn bijak. Hidup berkeluarga adalah syurga anda. Bijak merancang kewangan dan mengatur belanjawan. Bg anda lbh baik bersakit2 dahulu demi mencapai kesenangan kemudian
Percintaan: jgn biarkan pasangan terlalu menguasai anda. Walaupun sayang atau cinta, ia tetap ada batasnya. Beralah pd perkara yg tdk wajar bkn bijak dan bkn bukti cinta. Ketegasan diri amat perlu agar anda tdk terlalu sengsara seandainya ditinggalkan
Pasangan serasi: Arnab dan babi
KUDA
Tahun: 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014
Perwatakan: anda seprg yg dinamik dan berjiwa lasak. Dlm apa jua keadaan anda mampu menyesuaikan diri. Seorg pengkritik yg hebat namun jujur. Ramai menjauhkan diri dr anda krn tdk sggp mendengar pendapat jujur anda mengenai kelemahan mrk
Percintaan: jikalau hati sudah luka, jiwa sdh cinta, tdk salah kita berkongsi perasaan. Ketepikan ego dan belajarlah memahami perasaan insane lain. Rendahkan suara, kurangkan tingkah laku yg agresif agar pasangan boleh menerima anda. Belajarlah menerima kekurangan pasangan seadanya
Pasangan serasi: babi dan harimau
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Post by feimaumania on Apr 28, 2004 15:53:09 GMT 8
woitt siotla lawak ko..... kawakwakw ye ke....tibai je la |
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Post by StRiDeR on Apr 29, 2004 0:17:02 GMT 8
Who say our english is not good hehehehe
Who says our English is teruk. Just see below -
Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The
English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it
economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these
phrases
that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing:
So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are on a
long distance call. Make it snappy.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other
outlets
for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few
moments
ago?
Malaysians: Hallo, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kews
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: NO need lah... ... ..
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter through this door?
Malaysians: (while pointing at door) Can or not?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about
the
issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: WOuld you please, i'm trying trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shaddap lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do
I
know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!! (shei-laaa)
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Post by atokENSEM on Apr 29, 2004 18:35:46 GMT 8
MENGAPA ISTERI PERLU CEPAT BERTINDAK? Kegagalan isteri memahami masalah suami ‘mati pucuk’ dan membiarkan perkara ini berlarutan bertahun2, mungkin menyebabkan mrk gagal mengesan tanda2 penyakit kronik lain spt kencing manis, penyakit urat saraf atau kanser prostat. PUNCA MATI PUCUK 1. fizikal- kehilangan tenaga berpanjangan, letih, masalah rumahtangga atau rasa bersalah krn menyembunyi rahsia tertentu 2. pengaliran darah terganggu- saluran darah tersekat krn penyakit. Misalnya kencing manis, tekanan darah tinggi yg tdk dirawat, kolesterol berlebihan atau merokok. 3. hormon- hormon tdk seimbang. Misalnya hormon testerone rendah 4. ubat- pengambilan ubat krn merawat penyakit tertentu 5. venous leakage- lelaki terlalu tua atau ada kaitan dgn keadaan saluran darah tdk normal 6. masalah urat saraf- mungkin urat saraf rosak disbbkan penyakit kencing manis 7. sclerosis berganda atau kecederaan tulang belakang ‘MANGSA’ YG DILUPAKAN masalh ‘mati pucuk’ sebenarnya bkn menjejaskan keadaan suami sahaja krn isteri turut dilanda tekanan emosi sbb corak kehidupan mrk turut terjejas dan berubah. Justeru, selain membantu si suami, isteri yg menjadi mangsa keadaan juga tdk sepatutnya dilupakan. Fahami masalah yg perlu mrk tanggung. Antaranya: 1. tidak mementingkan diri sendiri kebykkan isteri sanggup melupakan desakan nafsu mereka apabila menyedari suami menghadapi masalah ‘mati pucuk’. Mereka ‘telan’ semua kepahitan krn tdk sekali2 mahu melukakan hati suami. Keengganan si isteri berterus terang ada kala menyebabkan keadaan mrk lbh tdk keruan 2. dilemma mungkin si isteri ingin membincangkan masalah seksual suami, ttp berasa tdk yakin mampu mengendalikan isu sensitive ini sewajarnya. Mungkin krn suami mmg sukar diajak berunding sehingga memburukkan lg keadaannya serta menjejaskan perhubungan mrk. Kesannya si isteri mudah menggelabah. 3. suami dingin isteri lbh terseksa krn suami yg menghidap ‘mati pucuk’ sering mengelak dr bersentuhan. Misalnya berpeluk, bercium, meraba- raba, berbual mesra, atau berdua- duaan dlm keadaan romantik. Lelaki menganggap perlakuan ini isyarat isteri ingin bersama, bg wanita ia hanya sekadar luahan kasih saying. Kesannya si isteri berasa tdk disayangi. Lebih buruk lg jika si suami ingin berpisah ranjang 4. diburu ketakutan sikap suami yg mengelak hubungan seksual menyebabkan isteri kebingungan dan diburu pelbagai persoalan. Antaranya: · “adakah aku tdk lg mampu merangsang suami?” · “mungkin bentuk badan ku tdk lg mengghairahkan.” · “mungkin dia lbh bernafsu dgn perempuan lain?” RETAK MENCARI BELAH Pasangan yg enggan meleraikan masalah ‘mati pucuk’, umpama retak yg menunggu masa sahaja utk pecah berderai. Biasanya mereka lalui detik pahit begini: · jarang berkomunikasi · hubungan emosi kian renggang · kasih sayang berkurangan · hubungan seksual semakin berkurangan. Biasanya ia kerap diakhiri dgn rasa tdk puas hati · ia menyebabkan ketegangan dan konflik memuncak. Sebenarnya isteri tdk kisah jika suami enggan bersetubuh ttp perlakuan negatif si suami yg lbh melukakan hati mereka. Bagaimanapun penerimaan lelaki pula berbeza. Mungkin si isteri patut tahu, ada beberapa faktor menyebabkan suami berdiam diri. Antaranya: o tidak perlu dilayan, masalah akan berakhir sendiri. o ‘mati pucuk’ masalah biasa apabila semakin berusia o malu  |
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Post by atokENSEM on Apr 29, 2004 18:36:30 GMT 8
Who say our english is not good heheheheWho says our English is teruk. Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are on a long distance call. Make it snappy. WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you. Malaysians: No Stock. RETURNING A CALL Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago? Malaysians: Hallo, who page? ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY. Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way? Malaysians: S-kews WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me. Malaysians: NO need lah... ... .. WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? Malaysians: (while pointing at door) Can or not? WHEN ENTERTAINING Britons: Please make yourself right at home. Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah! WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money. Malaysians: Where got? WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind. Malaysians: Doe-waaaan! IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue. Malaysians: You mad, ah? WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE. Britons: WOuld you please, i'm trying trying to concentrate over here. Malaysians: Shaddap lah! WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU. Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you? Malaysians: See what, see what? WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION. Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment. Malaysians: Die-lah!! (shei-laaa) good artikel.. |
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Post by atokENSEM on Apr 29, 2004 18:37:52 GMT 8
Ini adalah cara-cara untuk memilih bakal isteri anda Ceritanya begini, suatu hati di Kampung Pandan, Kuala Lumpur,ada seorang ibu yang gusar kerana anak sulung lelakinya tak kawin-kawin lagi, so satu hari, si ibu pon bawak lah calon-calon yang dirasakan sesuai untuk menjadi bakal menantunya, dia pun menjemput kesemuanya kedalam rumahnya.Lalu memanggil anak sulong lelakinya untuk memilih kut yang mana-mana dia berkenan... CALON PERTAMA: ciri-ciri : Kulit cerah, rambut ikal mayang, pipi gebu, BUKIT besar..... Pekerjaan : Operator telefon merangkap receptionist Si anak lelaki menolak calon pertama. Si ibu bertanya mengapa dia menolak, lalu si anaknya pon berkata: "Ala Mak...nih tak syiioookkkk....dia nih selalu cakap SILA TUNGGU SEBENTAR,TUNGGU SEBENTAR" CALON KEDUA: Ciri-ciri : Kulit sawa matang, mata bulat dan besar, badan 100% bergetah, BUKITnya just nice Pekerjaan : Setiausaha Lalu si anak lelaki berkata "Nih lagi tak syyiiiooookkkk...asyik-asyik cakap HARAP BERSABAR...BERSABAR" Si ibu pon gelisah kerana kebanyakkan calon yang ditunjukkan tidak memenuhi kriteria anak lelakinya...lalu dia pon menjemput calon terakhir... CALON TERAKHIR: ciri-ciri : Kulit gelap-gelita,mata sepet sikit, badan 99.99999% bergetah, BUKITnya kurang memuaskan Pekerjaan : Guru. Tanpa segan silu dan memikir panjang lalu si anak lelaki ini bersetuju untuk memilih calon ini. Lalu si ibu pun pening kepala lalu bertanya kepada anak lelakinya mengapa dipilih calon ini.Lalu anaknya pun memberitahu..."Hah! mak nih la syyiookkk sikit...kalau cikgu best sikit..pasal dia selalu cakap ULANG SEKALI LAGI, BUAT BANYAK-BANYAK, SALAH NIH, BUAT MACAM NIH 10 KALI LAGI, TERUSKAN..HAH..TERUSKAN DAH BETUL TUH..." Tiba-tiba adik lelaki tersebut yang berumur 10 tahun menyampuk pulak... "Bang!!!....Konduktor bas mini lagi bagus bang.... Dia orang selalu cakap...."NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT...MASUK, MASUK.......MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI...DALAM LAGILAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MASUK BELAKANG....BELAKANG LAGI,LAGI BELAKANG SANA...BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........  mmm.. |
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Post by StRiDeR on Apr 29, 2004 19:13:56 GMT 8
kisah benar yg menyayat hati  "Sungguh memalukan!!" "Maafkan saya bapak, sa..saya..saya menyesal!", Liana terisak-isak di hadapan bapaknya. "Menyesal? Dah terlambat! Kau tahu tak? Nama keluarga kita dah tercemar! ... belum pernah keturunan kita kena macam nie? Kau tahu tak!" herdik bapak Liana. "Sudahlah bang", mak Liana menyampok, "Kita bincangkan sekeluarga." "Nak bincang aper lagi? ... anak awak nie dah mengaku... ... issshhh... ... ." balas bapanya sambil memalingkan mukanya ke arah pokok di luar. Liana betul betul menyesal dgn pengakuannya itu... kalau dia tahu bapaknya jadi camnie dia diam je... toksah mengaku lagi baik. Seluruh hidupnya seakan-akan runtuh di depan matanya, masa depan dia gelap? ... dia telah mencemarkan nama baik keluarga dan keturunannya. Dia tahu masyarakatnya tidak akan dapat menerima dia lagi. Dia tahu keluarganya dah kecewa. What a letdown? (Sigh). Di satu pagi yg hening dia keluar berjalan ke arah satu bangunan pencakar langit yg tinggi. Perlahan-lahan dia menaiki tangga sampai ke atas bumbung bangunan itu. Dia memandang ke bawah... dia lihat kereta dan org ramai bersepah kat bawah macam semut-semut yg baru kena spray dgn Baygon. Liana dah nekad apa terjadi... . jadilah... .. Dia dah memalukan keluarganya, dia mencemarkan keturunannya, bapanya tidak mahu menerima atas kelemahannya itu. Liana tebayangkan wajah maknya, air matanya menitis. Emaknya lah tempat dia bermanja, emaknya la yg akan meyelimutkan dikala sejuk, menyuapkan dikala lapar, wajah adik-beradik kembarnya juga terbayang dimata. Sambil mengesat airmatanya, dia menarik nafas panjang... berjalan kehadapan hingga ke hujung bangunan itu. Setapak demi setapak dia melangkah ke hadapan hingga dirinya terjatuh melayang ke bawah... dia dapat rasakan angin yg begitu deras memukul mukanya... jantungnya berdegup pantas bila dia melihat bumi semakin dekat... .. dgn satu tarikan nafas yg dalam, Liana mengembangkan sayapnya, SWOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!... ... .. dia terbang. "Yessss! Yessss! Yessssssssssssssss! I've made it!!!!!", dia memekik keriangan. Finally dia dapat melawan fobianya... dia dah no longer afraid of height... sebagai seekor burung, itulah yg sepatutnya menjadi fitrah semulajadi... selama ini dia takut... .. ye dia takut pada tempat tinggi dan kerana ketakutan inilah membuatnya tidak mahu terbang... dah bertahun dia rahsiakan hal ini dari keluarganya... . Sebab tu bapak dia kecewa bila dia membuat pengakuan itu kerana memang tak pernah seumur hidup seekor burung takut pada ketinggian. Tapi sekarang dia dah tak takut, dia dah berani... . dia dah boleh terbang... SEKIAN 
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Post by KomOt on Apr 30, 2004 2:09:32 GMT 8
aku pn nk try gak la buat cam liana tu..aku nk buktikan malaysia boleh!! ;D
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Post by StRiDeR on Apr 30, 2004 10:11:40 GMT 8
aku pn nk try gak la buat cam liana tu..aku nk buktikan malaysia boleh!! ;D bagus2...jgn putus asa...hehehe  .. |
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Post by kuzy on Apr 30, 2004 10:36:12 GMT 8
igtkan nak buat bunjee jump... tapi ade gak burung kembar yek...kawkawkaw
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Post by StRiDeR on Apr 30, 2004 11:27:40 GMT 8
This is a loveletter
This is a loveletter from a boy to a girl... . However, the girl's
father does not like him and want them stop their
relationship... ... and the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he
knows that the
girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to
the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE
LINES",meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13 (Odd No.)
So..Please try reading it again!
It's so smart & sweet... .
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Post by enigma on Apr 30, 2004 16:32:41 GMT 8
ADAB MENGUAP
1. Menahan menguap sekadar termampu:* Diriwayatkan oleh Al-Bukhari daripada Abu Hurairah r. a., daripada Nabi Muhammad s. a. w., bahwasanya baginda bersabda yang bermaksud: Sesungguhnya Allah Ta'ala suka orang yang bersin, dan membenci orang yang menguap. Maka apabila seseorang kamu bersin, lalu dia mengucapkan 'Alhamdulillaah', maka adalah hak atas setiap Muslim yang mendengarnya pula mengucapkan 'Yarhamukallaah!'. Adapun menguap itu adalah daripada syaitan. Maka apabila seseorang kamu menguap, hendaklah dia menahannya sekadar termampu. Sebab sesungguhnya apabila seseorang kamu menguap, syaitan akan mentertawakannya.
2. Meletakkan tangan di atas mulut untuk menahan menguap:* Diriwayatkan oleh Muslim daripada Abu Said Al-Khudri r. a., katanya : Telah bersabda Rasulullah s. a. w. yang bermaksud: Apabila seseorang kamu menguap, hendaklah dia meletakkan tangannya pada mulutnya, kerana sesungguhnya syaitan itu akan masuk (melalui mulut yang terbuka). Kebanyakan ulama menghukumkan sunnat meletakkan tangan di mulut ketika menguap, sama ada di dalam sembahyang ataupun di luarnya.
3. Makruh mengangkat suara ketika menguap:* Diriwayatkan oleh Muslim, Ahmad dan At-Termizi daripada nabi Muhammad s. a. w. katanya yang bermaksud: Sesungguhnya Allah suka kepada orang-orang yang bersin, dan membenci orang-orang yang menguap. Maka apabila seseorang kamu menguap, jangan sampai berbunyi haaa haaa, kerana yang demikian itu daripada syaitan yang mentertawakanmu. Ibnu As-Sunni telah meriwayatkan pula daripada Abdullah bin Az-Zubair r. a., katanya: Telah bersabda Rasullah s. aw. yang bermaksud: Sesungguhnya Allah azzawajalla membenci mengangkat suara ketika menguap dan bersin. Ada diriwayatkan iaitu apabila seseorang itu dapat menahan menguap, lalu dia berkhayal dalam ingatannya, bahawasanya Nabi alaihis-salam tidak pernah menguap sama sekali, niscaya akan hilang perasaan hendak menguap itu dengan izin Allah.
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Post by StRiDeR on Apr 30, 2004 23:34:46 GMT 8
Ur birthday!!!!!!!!!
Is your birthday day 1 of the month?
Your Life
You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in
something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But
if you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started,
you will be successful in life.
Your Love
You believe in love at first sight. You won't wait to learn more
about the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will
hardly get a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the
extreme. You can only love or hate, nothing in between and this
often shows in your __expression. Try not to end a relationship in
a quarrel.
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Is your birthday day 2 of the month?
Your Life
You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through.
This might happens because you are too busy with your mission and
shut yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound
so there's a slight chance for self-control problem.
Your Love
Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented
with your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.
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Is your birthday day 3 of the month?
Your Life
Although you are innocent and romantic but your __expression often
mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of
your double personality, it's hard for others to really know the
real you. You are careful and patient.
Your Love
Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can
bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence
might lead you to the track your parents disagree.
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Is your birthday day 4 of the month?
Your Life
You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy.
But you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being
paranoid. People might not truly understand you but you are really
nice to be around. You are cheerful and friendly.
Your Love
Still water runs deep, that's what you are. You always surprise
others with your new character when you are in love. Your love
trap often comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of
surprises.
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Is your birthday day 5 of the month?
Your Life
Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and
changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your
extreme confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe
in leading your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so.
Your Love
Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once
you are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third
party can only makes your jealousy becomes worse.
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Is your birthday day 6 of the month?
Your Life
You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that
people find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often
surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique.
Your Love
Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from
friendship. Although you may not make a sweet lover but your
sincerity bring happiness to your couple.
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Is your birthday day 7 of the month?
Your Life
You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly
expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality,
you are rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the
force behind your extreme persistence.
Your Love
You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship
often progress quickly.
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Is your birthday day 8 of the month?
Your Life
You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your
wit and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete
what you started, which sometimes create negative impact to people
around you.
Your Love
Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are
lucky. You fascinate people with good taste but you never have
enough with one. Although your love progresses very fast, it never
lasts.
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Is your birthday day 9 of the month?
Your Life
You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you
don't know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you
don't really care what they think. This is why people misunderstand
you until they really get a chance to learn about your pleasant
personality.
Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is
remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow.
Your Love
You won't reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same
guy over and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are
responsible to the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your
lover is none. You have luck with children.
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Is your birthday day 10 of the month?
Your Life
You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to
be a renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame
and honor is near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower.
You are good in implementing your imagination and share it with
others. You are always well dressed.
Your Love
You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always
feel like you own the person you fall in love with and that often
blows your relationship.
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Is your birthday day 11 of the month?
Your Life
You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities
and some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible
and adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person.
Your Love
You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your
lover will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will
always be happy to hand around the one you love.
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Is your birthday day 12 of the month?
Your Life
You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded
and do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot
temper.
Your Love
You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you
strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the
other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things
your way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and
out of love quickly.
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Is your birthday day 13 of the month?
Your Life
You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are
not your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you
to the difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find
you easy to be around although you are sometimes too
straightforward.
Your Love
Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person.
Eventhough you don't intend to be charming, but you naturally are,
especially in the eyes of opposite sex.
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mmm..
