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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 18, 2004 7:01:09 GMT 8
atok pegang signboard jalan chow kit masa nak gi bundle...hahaha ;D hehehehe... ;Dmane lak atok pgg signbord chowkit..  tak sampai ma..setakat tiang signboard,leh la.. ;D |
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 18, 2004 7:07:39 GMT 8
atok jd pakguard jaga Nyah kat chowkit..tu yang jadi raja sgt tu......wakakkakakwkawkwkakka...aper laaa atok ni ;D P/S: Zoo skang ader Post baru jadi Raja Monyet nak tak...sincan ader borang permohonan ewah2..tu keje bapak ayam ma..tak nak atok keje situ!tp ok gak..dpt cuci mata ari2..hehehe ;D |
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Post by SweetGirlz on Jan 18, 2004 23:58:13 GMT 8
ai tok,cite kenangan silam pd cucu atok dlm forum ni ke  |
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Post by KomOt on Jan 19, 2004 8:59:32 GMT 8
kehkeh..biar la kt atok nk citer..teringat zaman2 dulu ape salah nyer.. kn atok kn.. ;D
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Post by enigma on Jan 19, 2004 10:40:25 GMT 8
kehkeh..biar la kt atok nk citer..teringat zaman2 dulu ape salah nyer.. kn atok kn.. ;D kata org ...atok ni yg mkn garam dulu dr kite...kan tok....mesti banyak citr zaman dulukala..... |
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Post by KomOt on Jan 19, 2004 12:51:04 GMT 8
wuii..ye ke atok byk makan garam?? best ke tok makan garam?? wahh.. terer la atok ni makan garam.. baper kilo?? sedap ke?? ;D
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Post by enigma on Jan 19, 2004 16:33:49 GMT 8
ni ada petua...nk elak batok....
Petua Untuk Masalah Batuk
1. Batuk dikalangan kanak-kanak sungguh mengganggu dan jika dibiarkan boleh
memudaratkan. Cara menghentikannya, ambil 1/4 biji buah pala, 1/2 biji limau
nipis dan secamca minyak kayu putih.
Buah pala diparut, limau nipis diperah, ambil airnya sahaja. Parutan buah
pala dan perahan limau dicampur dengan kulit kayu putih. Gosokkan ramuan tadi
dengan lembut pada punggung dan dada anak. Lakukan tiga kali sehari hingga
seminggu. Insya-Allah, ia akan pulih.
2. Jika anda mengalami batuk yang berterusan, ambil lapan helai daun pudina
( orang cina panggil bo ho ) dan rebus dengan beberapa ketul gula batu selama
lima minit. Minum airnya beberapa kali agar batuk anda tidak berterusan.
Setiap rebusan mesti menggunakan lapan helai daun pudina.
3.Bagi menghilangkan batuk berkahak yang berpanjangan, terutama pada kanak-kanak
ambil gula melaka, pecahkan kecil-kecil dan berikan pada anak anda dan makan
seperti gula- gula. Lakukan beberapa kali hingga sembuh.
4. Bagi anda yang sering batuk-batuk, petua paling mudah untuk meredakannya dengan
mengambil secamca besar madu lebah, lebih bauk dicampur sedikit air tetapi jangan
terlalu cair. Kemudian, campur sedikit perahan limau nipis. Sebaiknya, ia diminum
setiap malam sebelum tidur. Insya- Allah, mujarab.
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 20, 2004 3:25:24 GMT 8
ai tok,cite kenangan silam pd cucu atok dlm forum ni ke ape salahnye berkongsi pengalaman.. |
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 20, 2004 3:27:21 GMT 8
kehkeh..biar la kt atok nk citer..teringat zaman2 dulu ape salah nyer.. kn atok kn.. ;D tul tu!at least,leh berkongsi hidup merempit ni.. |
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 20, 2004 3:28:46 GMT 8
kata org ...atok ni yg mkn garam dulu dr kite...kan tok....mesti banyak citr zaman dulukala..... org lame la katakan..cewah! |
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Post by KomOt on Jan 20, 2004 8:56:18 GMT 8
org lama byk pengalaman..hahahaha..amboi2,taktik sulit gak ye tok..sekali 3 post..wahh.. ;D
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Post by SweetGirlz on Jan 21, 2004 0:16:06 GMT 8
Memakai Cincin
"Assalamu'alaikum Muslimin dan Muslimat Sekalian!
Nasihat Nabi Muhammad Saw. kepada Saidina Ali kw. sesudah Saidina Ali berkahwin dengan Siti Fatimah iaitu anakanda kesayangan Nabi Muhammad Saw. Nabi Saw. berpesan kepada Saidina Ali iaitu kalau memakai cincin pakailah di jari : -
1] jari manis
2] jari kelingking (anak jari)
Dan jangan memakai pada jari
1] jari tengah
2] jari telunjuk
Nabi Muhammad saw. melarang kerana memakai cincin pada jari telunjuk dan jari tengah adalah meniru cara berhias kaum yang dilaknat oleh Allah iaitu kaum yang derhaka dizaman Nabi Lut a.s.
Perhatian : Cara memakai cincin adalah termasuk lelaki ataupun perempuan.
Muslimin dan Muslimat, sila nasihatkan kawan-kawan dan juga saudara-mara ataupun anak-anak tentang kaedah yang betul untuk berhias di dalam syariat Islam, kalau tidak sia-sia saja kita mendapat laknat dari Allah Swt. Nabi saw. memakai cincin dan kalau kita memakai cincin dengan niat mengikut sunnah Nabi saw. dapatlah kita pahala.
Wallahu a'lam
Wassalam.
Beramal dengan Ilmu."
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 23, 2004 6:06:23 GMT 8
Maksud Hadiah Kekasih??
"Setiap hadiah yang anda beri kepada kekasih anda mempunyai maksud yang tersirat...
JAM TANGAN.........Tanda meningati setiap masa dan waktu.
CINCIN.............Tanda ikatan kasih yang abadi.
GELANG.............Tanda mesra dan inginkan belaian.
RANTAI LEHER.......Ikatan cinta yang perlu perhatian.
SUBANG.............Tanda penghargaan dan penghormatan.
KASUT..............Sentiasa mengambil berat/prihatin.
PAKAIAN/KAIN.......Semoga kasih berkekalan dan dekat selalu.
PAYUNG.............Tanda kasih dan sentiasa ingin melindungi.
MINYAK WANGI.......Tanda cinta dan berahi.
BINGKAI GAMBAR..... Sentiasa merindu dan tak ingin berjauhan.
BUKU............... Bersifat terbuka dan bertolak ansur.
BUNGA...............Tanda perkenalan/sayang.
SEJADAH DAN ALQURAN.........tandanya kekasihnya itu menyayanginya dunia dan akhirat.
PssssTT..heheeheehehe... Satu lagi.... zaman mellinieum....
HANDPHONE...tandanya.... kau jangan lari dariku.......aku kan cari kamu walau dimanapun ... melainkan kalau handphone tu ditutup..... "
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Post by TwinHead-FOREIGNER on Jan 24, 2004 12:00:47 GMT 8
Five Things to Not Do When You Sell Your Old CarBody: Payback can be hell--and even if you don't believe in the sensible doctrine of "What comes around, goes around," there are solid, practical reasons to be an honest broker when putting your old car or truck up for sale. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble in the long run, maybe ease your conscience a little--and definitely sleep a bit easier knowing there's no irate "mark" heading back to your house with a rusty tire iron and the desire to remold your cranium because the engine fell out of the Chevette you just sold him. ----------------- The first rule: ----------------- Be fair. Don't just pick a number out of a hat--or expect people to pay what you "think" the car is worth. Find out the retail market value of your vehicle by checking used-car price guides such as those published by the National Automobile Dealers Association (NADA) and Kelly Blue Book. These sources will give a range of prices--but you'll need to adjust for things like mileage, options, and overall condition (see rule two). --------------------- The second rule: --------------------- Don't misrepresent the vehicle. Used cars fall into three general categories of condition: excellent, good, and fair. If the car is in really nice shape, it's OK to represent it that way. But don't try and pawn off a "good" car as an "excellent" one--much less try to shuck and jive some poor soul into paying top dollar for your high-mileage, rust-flecked mechanical fleabag. Compose your ad truthfully. State the objective facts: year, make, and model. List the mileage and options. Then describe the car's overall condition as it really is. If it runs great but the paint is a little blotchy, say so. Don't neglect to mention that reverse doesn't work--or that the right-side door won't open because it was hit by the garbage truck last week. Few things are as annoying (for a buyer) as driving an hour to see a car that turns out to be nothing like the way it was described in the ad--or by the seller over the phone. ------------------ The third rule: ------------------ Concede minor problems if they exist. For example, let's say the car needs new tires. It's OK to sell a car that way, but you should expect the buyer to want to haggle the price down. Or, alternatively, you can have the tires replaced at your own expense--and then use that as a selling point. It's a real turn-on for a buyer to find a seller who will truthfully admit what's wrong with the car--and either offer to have it fixed, or agree to adjust the price accordingly. -------------------- The fourth rule: -------------------- If there is a major problem, don't cover it up or lie about it. You're asking for retribution--legally, metaphysically--if you snooker someone into buying a car with a major problem you know about but fail to disclose. Especially if the buyer is purchasing the vehicle on the assumption that what he's getting is transportation--not a "project car." The ultimate in bad karma is to crutch problems such as an engine that desperately needs a rebuild by filling it up with gooey Motor Honey to keep it from smoking--or pulling out bulbs and disconnecting fuses to make it appear that a "Check Engine" or "Oil" warning light isn't coming on. That's just plain mean. It's also fraud. So don't do it. ----------------- The fifth rule: ----------------- Answer the buyer's questions truthfully. Most people sell or trade their old vehicles because they want a new one--maybe because it's bigger, prettier, faster--whatever. Don't put on the William Shatner routine and act as though you're selling off a treasured family icon that you can hardly bear to part with. Be straight with people--it usually pays off. You'll get a fair price, get rid of your old car--and sleep tight at night. 
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Post by SweetGirlz on Jan 24, 2004 16:32:36 GMT 8
Maksud Hadiah Kekasih??
"Setiap hadiah yang anda beri kepada kekasih anda mempunyai maksud yang tersirat...
JAM TANGAN.........Tanda meningati setiap masa dan waktu.
CINCIN.............Tanda ikatan kasih yang abadi.
GELANG.............Tanda mesra dan inginkan belaian.
RANTAI LEHER.......Ikatan cinta yang perlu perhatian.
SUBANG.............Tanda penghargaan dan penghormatan.
KASUT..............Sentiasa mengambil berat/prihatin.
PAKAIAN/KAIN.......Semoga kasih berkekalan dan dekat selalu.
PAYUNG.............Tanda kasih dan sentiasa ingin melindungi.
MINYAK WANGI.......Tanda cinta dan berahi.
BINGKAI GAMBAR..... Sentiasa merindu dan tak ingin berjauhan.
BUKU............... Bersifat terbuka dan bertolak ansur.
BUNGA...............Tanda perkenalan/sayang.
SEJADAH DAN ALQURAN.........tandanya kekasihnya itu menyayanginya dunia dan akhirat.
PssssTT..heheeheehehe... Satu lagi.... zaman mellinieum....
HANDPHONE...tandanya.... kau jangan lari dariku.......aku kan cari kamu walau dimanapun ... melainkan kalau handphone tu ditutup..... "
kalau pempuan bg cincin kat lelaki..ok ke?  |
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tak sampai ma..setakat tiang signboard,leh la.. ;D
