kisah2 lucu..............

[sha]

ape msg yg cube ko sampaikan ni eureka....?...atok saye nak tanye skit leh x?..........gambar 2 ade iras2 neneklah tok.........tulke?.....kalu tul.........fuyoo...anggun & bergaya sungguh nenek ye?.bertuah atok dpt nenek cam2........ ;D

[atokENSEM]

sha said:

ape msg yg cube ko sampaikan ni eureka....?...atok saye nak tanye skit leh x?..........gambar 2 ade iras2 neneklah tok.........tulke?.....kalu tul.........fuyoo...anggun & bergaya sungguh nenek ye?.bertuah atok dpt nenek cam2........ ;D

byklah! >:(nenek lagi cun la..

[sha]

yelah 2.......lg cun drpd gambar 2?.....xxxxxxxx caye...cos gambar 2 dah terlebih cunlah tok...... ;D

[sha]

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

[SweetGirlz]

hhihihih ;D

nenek lg cun tok?that's right tok..mmg ayu!jgn bangga dpt insan yg ayu tu tok.. ;D

[sha]

WHO LET THE DOG OUT?

A German Shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a blank form and wrote, "Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof."

The clerk examined the paper and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'woof' for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "then it would make no sense at all!"

THE THREE BEARS

It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

THE TALKING MONKEY

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey continued motioning. "They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

[eat_theDay]

nway, cite ni tak der la klakar sangat...tapi bole la

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having
anything to drink despite the offer.
Below is how the offer was made to me:

Question: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please"
Question: "Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or
green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylontea"
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Answer: "White"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please."
Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Uhmm? I will take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Wow! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "Gee! I give up.... just forget about everything."

[yuppi]

Biasa la atok.Nak cari kaum sendiri konon nanti gempak la wahaha...........

[SweetGirlz]

yuppi said:

Biasa la atok.Nak cari kaum sendiri konon nanti gempak la wahaha...........

kaum student x ramai but kaum lecturer atok ramai.. renung2kan lah!

[sha]

LAMPU SULUH>

Kisah ini adalah berkenaan Orang Sakit Mental di Hospital Bahagia Tanjung Rambutan.

Ahmad telah menjalani rawatan hampir 5 tahun di Hospital Bahagia. Dan melalui pemeriksaan yang dijalankan menunjukkan Ahmad dah makin pulih. Dan Dr buat keputusan untuk benarkan Ahmad pulang. Ahmad dipanggil untuk pemeriksaan terakhir.

"Ahmad saya nak tanya satu soalan sebelum saya benarkan Ahmad pulang. Kalau Ahmad jawab betul saya benarkan Ahmad pulang..kalau tidak Ahmad
akan tunggu sini sedikit masa lagi" Terang Doktor pada Ahmad.

"Baik Doktor Ahmad sedia menjawab" jawab Ahmad dengan tenang.

Doktor mengambil Lampu suluh dan menyalakannya..dan dihalakan ke dinding..(cahaya lampu tersebut berbentuk bulat didinding bilik
Doktor).

"Awak nampak cahaya tu" tanya Doktor

"Nampak Doktor" jawab Ahmad tersenyum.

"Awak panjat dan tangkap cahaya tu Ahmad" arah Doktor tu pada Ahmad.

"Kat Dinding tu?" tanya Ahmad tersenyum.

"Ye laaa" jawab Doktor.

"Hi hi hi saya tak gila lah Doktor......tak nak lah saya buat.." jawab Ahmad.

"mm..oklah Ahmad..awak dibebaskan hari ini...awak lulus ujian saya.." Doktor berpuas hati.

Ahmad pun keluar dengan bag nya diiringi oleh pembantu kesihatan ke
pintu gate.

"Tunggu tunggu Ahmad" Doktor memanggil balik Ahmad.

"Kenapa Ahmad tak nak panjat dinding tu Ahmad?" tanya Doktor tu sebagai soalan terakhir.

"Hi hi hi...Doktor ingat saya bodoh ker Doktor.....kalau saya panjat.....saya pegang cahaya tu....Doktor tutup lampu suluh tu nanti..tentu saya akan terjatuh..." jawab Ahmad selamba

"mm..Ahmad tidur sini setahun lagi lah yer Ahmad" kata Doktor pada Ahmad.

"Baik nya doktor....." sukanya hati Ahmad.

KUTIP RAMBUTAN

Aku mengikuti latihan induksi sebulan di Tg Rambutan sebelum masuk bekerja di Hospital. Aku suka berjogging didalam kawasan Tg Rambutan yang
segar dan luas itu. Aku suka memerhati perangai Orang gila yang di biarkan merayau di sekitar dalam kawasan tersebut. Biasanya yang dibiarkan keluar dah pandai bedikari.

Aku perhatikan satu pesakit sedang mengutip buah rambutan dibawah
pokok rambutan yang rendang dan lebat buahnya.

Aku tegurnya..."Kenapa Abang kutip buah yang kat bawah tu..kan ada lagi buah kat atas pokok tu..."

"Doktor ulang lagi sekali pertanyaan Doktor tu" tanya pesakit tersebut sambil memasukkan buah rambutan yang dikutip ke dlm mulut.

Aku pun ulangkan lagi.." kenapa kutip buah tu......kan kat atas pokok banyak lagi"

"Apa lah doktor ni..kalau atas pokok kita kena kait dengan galah bukan boleh kutip...kat bawah bolehlah kutip.."selambanya dia jawab kat aku.

Aku terpinga pinga.....malupun ada jugak

Dia datang dekat aku...."minta 20 sen!!"

Ku pun hulurkan RM 1 dengan ikhlas.

"Ngaji jer pandai...seringgit dengan 20 sen pun tak kenal....kait
dengan kutip pun tak tahu....Doktor jadi macam saya ni..makan pun free kat sini..tak payah ngaji pun..." leter pesakit sambil berlalu setelah
ambik duit aku. ;D

Ahazzzz...terkena aku ngan pesakit tu....

[PoKai B]

x der cerita lucu yg pendek ker...dah x lucu lah panjang sgt.....sampai terlucut dah contect lense kak siti(jual nasi kat kolej)hawhawhaw ;D

[.:.nurisy@*UnpredictablE.:.]

PoKai said:

x der cerita lucu yg pendek ker...dah x lucu lah panjang sgt.....sampai terlucut dah contect lense kak siti(jual nasi kat kolej)hawhawhaw ;D

lahai.. kak siti jual nasi pun ko bahan yek pokai b?? dia pakai contact leans?? mana ko tahu?? ko belikan utk dia yek? kantoiiIIIi.......................

[PoKai B]

aku nmpak contect lens dia jatuh dlm lauk kepah mask sup......hawhawhaw ;D

[.:.nurisy@*UnpredictablE.:.]

PoKai said:

aku nmpak contect lens dia jatuh dlm lauk kepah mask sup......hawhawhaw ;D

kepah buat lauk yek??? macam pelik jek??? bukan kepah masak rendang ker??? tulah pokai B.. patut nyer ko yg kena pakai contact lens...

toing...toing...toing..

[PoKai B]

aku tau lah ko pakai.....aku x nk pakai...kang jatuh dlm lauh ayam msk kicap lak