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1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage,
she
expects a man, after marriage she suspects
him, and after death she
respects him.
2. There was this guy who told his woman that
he loved
her so much that he would go thru hell for her.
They got married - and
now he is going thru hell.
3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the
classifieds : "Wife
wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred
letters. They all said the
same thing : "You can have mine."
4. When a man opens the door of his car for
his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is
new or the wife.
5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just
watch him drive a
car with a woman sitting beside him. If both
his hands
are on the wheel, you can be sure he is
married.
6. A man received a letter from some
kidnappers. The
letter said, "If you don't promise to send us
$100,000 I swear that
we
will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote
back, " I am afraid I
can't
keep my promise but I hope you will keep
yours."
7. What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm
having
trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She
said she wasn't going to
speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to
make you happy." "It
did,
but today is the last day."
WOMAN
When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men
going after
her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8
men going after her.
When
she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on
her. When she is
48 - She
is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each
other.
MAN
At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to
offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but
delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and
juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the
season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out,
wrinkles and cheap.
