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Post by enigma on Jul 29, 2004 14:21:08 GMT 8
nk dok kat masjid pon takpe..
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Post by feimaumania on Jul 30, 2004 8:18:43 GMT 8
tak bleh buat lawak balik sarawak la...hahahahahkkkkktuiiii
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Post by feimaumania on Jul 30, 2004 8:23:27 GMT 8
Subject: FW: Liver n cheese
There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - a
black guy, an American guy and an Ah Beng. They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. Next thing you know they start making bets on who can get her to go out with them first. The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says,
"Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'."
So the black guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate
cheese." The waitress shakes her head in disgust. The American guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!". Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress'
waist. "Liver alone, cheese mine!" ( leave her alone, she is mine ) !!!
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Post by firdaus803 on Aug 13, 2004 15:44:55 GMT 8
tak ble gurau,dok surau.. yer... thanks a lot baru jer balik surau anyway.....sape yg obses ni??? siapa yg tak boleh dibawa bergurau sekrg ni yer? just kidding..... |
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Post by KomOt on Aug 16, 2004 11:01:40 GMT 8
baru balik surau? kul 3.44 baru balik surau? ade ceramah ye kt surau? ceramah pasal ape?
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Post by firdaus803 on Aug 25, 2004 3:51:48 GMT 8
camnilah...pi check ngan tok imam masjid uia...tanya dia
hari tu ada ceramah apa?
anyway...tiap² minggu ada...jom join..
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Post by KomOt on Aug 25, 2004 9:40:15 GMT 8
kem salam la kt tok imam tu ye..aku nk pi uia pn,300 km lebih baru sampai kot.. ;D
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Post by firdaus803 on Sept 10, 2004 16:42:10 GMT 8
askum...
tulah...InsyaAllah!!!
salam tu akan disampaikan...
tapi tak janji....
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Post by nurkasih on Nov 6, 2004 20:47:18 GMT 8
bukan ke lelaki ini dciptakan dengan 9 akal dan perempuan itu diciptakan dari 9 nafsu.............
hakikatnyakan...perempuan ni dialah racun yang paling berbisa dan penawar yang berkesan bagi kaum adam
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Post by SaLjU on Nov 8, 2004 17:24:19 GMT 8
bukan ke lelaki ini dciptakan dengan 9 akal dan perempuan itu diciptakan dari 9 nafsu............. hakikatnyakan...perempuan ni dialah racun yang paling berbisa dan penawar yang berkesan bagi kaum adam ;)betul tu... |
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Post by firdaus803 on Jan 8, 2005 21:41:20 GMT 8
ye betul....
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Post by titaniya on Feb 18, 2005 9:46:30 GMT 8
yer mmg betol... leh masuk surau gak... tak pun kite pegi kilang BATA ramey2 hehehehhehe ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by titaniya on Feb 18, 2005 9:48:20 GMT 8
tak ble gurau,dok surau.. heheheh...ko mmg best KOMOT=) |
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Post by enigma on Mar 15, 2005 11:33:41 GMT 8
salam xm sekali lagi..... ;D
Ten Tips - Exam techniques
Tests and exams are a regular part of the school environment. It is important that exams be kept in proportion - they are important, but not the end of the world. Some things can be done to make exams a more valuable, worthwhile and less threatening experience for students. Check it out...
Have all necessary material with you
You can't borrow items such as pens, pencils, rulers or special equipment while in an examination.
Have a relaxing night before your exams
Have an early night, and try to have a healthy breakfast.
Read the entire paper.
Where you have choices, decide which ones you plan to answer.
Plan your time.
Spend some time drafting a plan for the questions you choose to answer.
Jot down ideas as they come to you.
While you are answering one question, information about another may suddenly occur to you. Jot it down somewhere because when you come to that question perhaps an hour later, you may have forgotten it.
Don't leave any questions unanswered.
If you are short of time, use note form. Remember, you can only be marked on the answers you give.
Never leave the room early.
If you have time at the end, go over your work, add information (eg in the margin). You can't return if you suddenly remember a fact after you have left.
Do not spend too long on multiple choice questions.
With multiple choice questions it is best to cover the answers and work out your own before looking at the choices on paper. If you can't answer the question come back to it later - have a guess.
Never omit an entire question.
No matter how well you answer other questions, you must leave time for all questions - a perfect answer can still only earn a certain number of marks. If you write nothing, you can't receive any marks and you have lost all your marks for a particular question. Write something - it may at least give you a few points.
Maintain a stable energy level.
Eating foods such as chocolate bars before an exam might give you an energy boost to begin with but your blood sugar levels will drop within an hour and your energy will plunge dramatically, making it hard for you to concentrate
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Post by cuak_mengganas on Apr 5, 2005 13:17:51 GMT 8
heheheh...ko mmg best KOMOT=) xla..die biase jer |
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