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Post by PoKai B on Jan 16, 2004 16:43:43 GMT 8
org dah maju le katekan ...tak naik bas dah la..... eh....ader lagi yg dah maju tapi masih naik bas....
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Post by john on Jan 16, 2004 17:08:29 GMT 8
contohnye org jepun yg sangat maju masih naik BASikal... ;D
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 17, 2004 1:43:28 GMT 8
wah...wah...wah...rancak berborak....baru wa tinggalkan untuk beberapa purnama dah jadi camni....emh...sungguh mengecewakan....tapi nak buat camne....wa takde hak sepenuhnye kat forum ni...tak kesah la....tak salah nak buat kecanggungan kat sini tapi biar la di selitkan dengan sedikit unsur ilmuan...barula ade sikit nak melambangkan pelajar kolej islam...yoo je wa kan...sebagai contoh...
tahukah anda... manusia boleh hidup selama 7 hari tanpa makanan tapi manusia hanya boleh hidup selama 3 hari sahaja tanpa air(ini yang berilmunya)...sedangkan twinhead tidak mampu hidup walau sesaat pun tanpa menikmati berger yang di buat oleh abang man(itu yang lawaknye)...
moral:orang lain mati tak makan tapi orang malaysia mati kerana terlebih makan...maka bercukurlah...ops...syukur ye,jangan tak syukur...
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Post by enigma on Jan 17, 2004 19:36:56 GMT 8
wah...wah...wah...rancak berborak....baru wa tinggalkan untuk beberapa purnama dah jadi camni....emh...sungguh mengecewakan....tapi nak buat camne....wa takde hak sepenuhnye kat forum ni...tak kesah la....tak salah nak buat kecanggungan kat sini tapi biar la di selitkan dengan sedikit unsur ilmuan...barula ade sikit nak melambangkan pelajar kolej islam...yoo je wa kan...sebagai contoh... tahukah anda... manusia boleh hidup selama 7 hari tanpa makanan tapi manusia hanya boleh hidup selama 3 hari sahaja tanpa air (ini yang berilmunya)...sedangkan twinhead tidak mampu hidup walau sesaat pun tanpa menikmati berger yang di buat oleh abang man (itu yang lawaknye)... moral:orang lain mati tak makan tapi orang malaysia mati kerana terlebih makan...maka bercukurlah...ops...syukur ye,jangan tak syukur... memang kita patut bersyukur dgn apa yg ada pada kita.... ingat...kalo kita susah..ada lg yg lbh susah dr kita,
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Post by StRiDeR on Jan 17, 2004 20:42:36 GMT 8
Color
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here..."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said, "When I was born, I was black," "When I grew up, I was black," "When I'm sick, I'm black," "When I go in the sun ,I'm black," "When I'm cold, I'm black," "When I die, I'll be black."
"But you sir..." "When you're born, you're pink," "When you grow up, you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun, you turn red," "When you're cold, you turn blue," "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 18, 2004 6:13:36 GMT 8
memang kita patut bersyukur dgn apa yg ada pada kita.... ingat...kalo kita susah..ada lg yg lbh susah dr kita, betul..dlm dunia ni,tak sume yg hidup senang..ade yg kais pagi mkn pagi..dan ade yg susah lg drpd tu..
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 18, 2004 13:27:00 GMT 8
Color A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here..." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "When I was born, I was black," "When I grew up, I was black," "When I'm sick, I'm black," "When I go in the sun ,I'm black," "When I'm cold, I'm black," "When I die, I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born, you're pink," "When you grow up, you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun, you turn red," "When you're cold, you turn blue," "And when you die, you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored!!!" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... bang...lu ni macam dah salah channel la...nak antar post camni punye panjang kat tempat lain la...pastu dah la tak sebut kate laluan 'tahukah anda'.....tak mengikut protokol langsung....
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 18, 2004 13:32:15 GMT 8
tahukah anda sapuan anti peluh di bahagian ketiak anda mampu menghilang mahupun menghalang dari ketiak anda berbau atau lebih dikenali sebagai diadoren....dan tahukah anda ia juga boleh membawa penyakit kanser akibat pemakaiannye....
moral:lakukanlah teknik rebonding pada bulu ketiak anda...orang akan kate 'mesti anak orang kaye'....
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Post by atokENSEM on Jan 18, 2004 18:03:32 GMT 8
tahukah anda sapuan anti peluh di bahagian ketiak anda mampu menghilang mahupun menghalang dari ketiak anda berbau atau lebih dikenali sebagai diadoren....dan tahukah anda ia juga boleh membawa penyakit kanser akibat pemakaiannye.... moral:lakukanlah teknik rebonding pada bulu ketiak anda...orang akan kate 'mesti anak orang kaye'.... hehehe..lawak sungguh actionkamen ni!nape tak post je lawak ko kat kisah lucu..
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 19, 2004 0:33:52 GMT 8
hehehe..lawak sungguh actionkamen ni!nape tak post je lawak ko kat kisah lucu.. tahukah anda bahawa itu bukan lah sejenis lawak yang sengaje di buatĀ²...yang kanser tu aku baru dapat tau dari member aku coc cok kendung...mase tu aku tengah borakĀ² dgn die dalam bilik tau... moral: jangan minum arak ketika menonggeng...ops...menunggang... p/s to atok... ikut la protokol tok....gunekan kate laluan 'tahukah anda' di setiap pemulaan ayat tau...
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Post by ActioNKaMeN on Jan 19, 2004 0:45:41 GMT 8
tahukah anda dragon ball ade tujuh bijik kesemuanye...
moral: jangan makan bebola ikan sebarangan tau...
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Post by TwinHead-FOREIGNER on Jan 19, 2004 0:56:03 GMT 8
Tahukah anda yang kite boleh accident kalau kite bawak motor/kereta laju-laju.. Moral:Ikut korang la nak nak bagi moral apa...
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Post by siamangManja on Jan 19, 2004 0:58:03 GMT 8
tahukah anda,kedalaman pusat twinhead membawa kedalam 7 kaki....
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Post by john on Jan 19, 2004 1:01:25 GMT 8
tahukah anda bahawa anda telah mengarut terlalu byk?
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Post by siamangManja on Jan 19, 2004 1:28:36 GMT 8
tak tau la plak anda.....ayat pasive leh tak kamen yg action....dimana 'anda' berada dibelakang ayat...dan 'tau' dibahagian tgh ayat...
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