Post by .:.nurisy@*UnpredictablE.:. on Apr 8, 2004 15:23:39 GMT 8
99 secrets girls should know about guys...
1. Guys don't actually go after good-looking
girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then
forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it
simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten
already?" are the first usual questions a guy
asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before
they go to sleep, they always think about the
girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard
all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's
attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-
boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let
them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they
can't. And they sure have one habit to gain
courage and spirit to tell you many things and
it
is drinking or smoking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe
me.
He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who
has
dumped them, and this makes it harder for them
to
accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no
turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You
know
what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to
a conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they talk to a girl
they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes
any excuses when you're asking him to do you a
favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like
you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it
as "try
again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch
just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes
him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes
her.
28. You can never understand him unless you
listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a
lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter
through
half of the face of the earth faster than girls
can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you
believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty.
Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even
if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks
help from about his problems with you may end up
being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems,he
just
needs someone to listen to him. You don't need
to
give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from
linking
with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls
in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl
wants
but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell
them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy
but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their
relationship and become too possessive. So watch
out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during
courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of
that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his
girlfriend after they broke up especially when
they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because
if
he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in
love and hurt,he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys
blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They
could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have
weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if
he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's
just actually saying,"Please come and listen to
me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in
him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to
him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say
something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as
love at first sight, but court the girls anyway
and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes
him but can never be sure unless the girl tells
him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games
and basketball, the way a girl would do over her
romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No
kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see
with
your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him.
Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do
more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are
especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "lost"
too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and
have unpredictable decisions but still love them
more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious
grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and
he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes
are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once
they get to know them,they'll realize they're
wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his
own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl
swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps
himself cool but is already thinking of a way
out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it
shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed
of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he
asks for a second chance,give it to him. But
when
you catch him again and he asks for another
chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best
friend always glances at you and it obviously
shows that he is jealous whenever you're with
your boyfriend, all I can say is your boyfriend
loves you more than your boy best friend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the
romance books that girls read and take as their
basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in
pain when he cries in front of you
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask
him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't
hear your voice even just for one night, hang
up.
He also tells that another girl. He only
flatters
you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good
intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from
a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not
their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy
likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if
they
are serious in your relationships
THINK ABOUT IT
1. Guys don't actually go after good-looking
girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then
forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it
simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten
already?" are the first usual questions a guy
asks on the phone just to get out from
stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but
before
they go to sleep, they always think about the
girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard
all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's
attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-
boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let
them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they
can't. And they sure have one habit to gain
courage and spirit to tell you many things and
it
is drinking or smoking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe
me.
He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who
has
dumped them, and this makes it harder for them
to
accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no
turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You
know
what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to
a conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but
they usually stammer when they talk to a girl
they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes
any excuses when you're asking him to do you a
favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like
you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it
as "try
again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch
just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes
him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes
her.
28. You can never understand him unless you
listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a
lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter
through
half of the face of the earth faster than girls
can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you
believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty.
Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even
if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks
help from about his problems with you may end up
being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems,he
just
needs someone to listen to him. You don't need
to
give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes
you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from
linking
with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls
in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl
wants
but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell
them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy
but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their
relationship and become too possessive. So watch
out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during
courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of
that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his
girlfriend after they broke up especially when
they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want
before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because
if
he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in
love and hurt,he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys
blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They
could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have
weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but
become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if
he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the
girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's
just actually saying,"Please come and listen to
me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in
him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to
him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say
something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as
love at first sight, but court the girls anyway
and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than
they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes
him but can never be sure unless the girl tells
him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games
and basketball, the way a girl would do over her
romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No
kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see
with
your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him.
Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on
the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without
prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do
more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are
especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "lost"
too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and
have unpredictable decisions but still love them
more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious
grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and
he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes
are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once
they get to know them,they'll realize they're
wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his
own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl
swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps
himself cool but is already thinking of a way
out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it
shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed
of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he
asks for a second chance,give it to him. But
when
you catch him again and he asks for another
chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best
friend always glances at you and it obviously
shows that he is jealous whenever you're with
your boyfriend, all I can say is your boyfriend
loves you more than your boy best friend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the
romance books that girls read and take as their
basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in
pain when he cries in front of you
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask
him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't
hear your voice even just for one night, hang
up.
He also tells that another girl. He only
flatters
you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good
intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from
a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not
their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy
likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if
they
are serious in your relationships
THINK ABOUT IT
