fakta2 canggung

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menyibuk je cuak ni!

[john]

laaaaaa apasal korang sume marah sangat kat cuak nih?

[eat_theDay]

john said:

pokai b balik kampung....balik kampung **** je...hahahaha ;D

kampung puah, kan?

[cuak_mengganas]

aah....sian kat akukan...

[PoKai B]

SIAPA YG BULI CUAK NI HA!!!!! POKAIBOI TUL.....

[jaga_um]

> > > > >>> > Before marriage... I die for you..
> > > >> >>> > After marriage...... You die, up to you.
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Lagi lama married.. You die I help you!
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before marriage... You go anywhere..I follow you.
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After marriage...... You go anywhere..up to you.
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Lagi lama married...You go anywhere...better still !!
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love"
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - "you get on my nerves."
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like
> > Cinderella"
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - "you are worse than godzila."
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue, Like it
> > or not, I'm
> > >
> > > >> >>> > stuck with you
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue, You get on my
> > head,
> > >
> > > >> >>> > I will sue you
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and
>Fraser's
> > Hill
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - He opens the car door
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Before wedding - She / he was your ideal
> > >
> > > >> >>> > After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > It's TRUE , Isn't it .... uhhh Guys!!!
> > >
> > > >> >>> >
> > >
> > > >> >>> > Be careful girls!!!!

[jaga_um]

> > >Subject: Accurate test
> > >
> > > > > > TEST NO. 1
> > > > > > THE THIRD EYE :
> > > > > > If you could have the third eye on your body, where would you
> > > > > >put it on?
> > > > > > 1) your head
> > > > > > 2) your heart
> > > > > > 3) your back
> > > > > > 4) your hand
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HERE IS THE ANALYSIS
> > > > > > 1) You have no respect to your lover, instead, you often exploit
> > > > > >him/her. As far as love is concerned, you are too QUICK. You easily
> > >fall
> > > > > >in love with someone and leave him/her right away when you get
> > >bored.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2) Since you are scared of being cheated by the others or not
> > > > > >wanting to be disappointed again, you therefore seem to be
>contented
> > > > > >with your unrequited love.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3) It takes you a long time and big effort before falling in
> > > > > >love with someone. But, once you are in love, you will love him/her
> > >with
> > > > > >all your heart, sincerely and forever
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4) It is hard for you to get deeply involved with someone. Most
> > > > > >of your relationships are just more than! friends but less than
> > >lovers.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TEST NO. 2
> > > > > > WHAT KIND OF CHAIR DO YOU PREFER? :
> > > > > > Your selection of the chair can tell you the type of person you
> > > > > >are.
> > > > > > 1) Cloth covered
> > > > > > 2) Leather covered
> > > > > > 3) Wood
> > > > > > 4) Cushioned
> > > > > > 5) One with a built-in massager
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HERE IS THE ANALYSIS:
> > > > > > 1)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to be together
> > > > > >with you always, no matter when or where.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to be more open
> > > > > >with you about himself/herself.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to take more care
> > > > > >of his/her dress and manner.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4)You want your partner (girlfriend/boyfriend) to be a little
> > > > > >bit more relaxed, calm and composed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 5) One with built-in massager. You want your partner
> > > > > >(girlfriend/boyfriend) to do more for you. The message behind the
> > > > > >question: A chair is for sitting on. If you choose to sit on
>certain
> > > > > >chair,you have no suspicions or d! istrust towards it. This is the
> > >same
> > >
> > > > > >psychology present in our r elationship with the people we like. In
> > > > > >other words, the qualities you look for in a chair are similar to
> > >the
> > > > > >qualities you look for in a partner.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TEST NO. 3
> > > > > > WHY DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
> > > > > > 1 9 5 0
> > > > > > What is your first thought when you saw the above number?
> > > > > > 1) Year
> > > > > > 2) Phone number
> > > > > > 3) Money
> > > > > > 4) Combination code in a locker room
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
> > > > > > 1) You think he/she is very smart one....you love his/her brain.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2) You love his/her personality....Everything he/she does is
> > > > > >beautiful.
> > > > > > 3) Let's face it.....you love his/her money.
> > > > > > 4) You love his/her appearance....you like a good looking person
> > > > > >.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TEST NO. 4
> > > > > > THE CAVE YOU WANT TO VISIT....
> > > > > > You decided to go for a cave tour. What kind of caves do you
> > > > > >want to visit?
> > > > > > 1) Cave with a narrow entrance but a wide exit.
> > > > > > 2) Cave with a same space of entrance and exit.
> > > > > > 3) Cave with a wide entrance but a narrow exit.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
> > > > > > The philosophy behind this test indicates how you spend your
> > > > > >money......
> > > > > > 1) You easily spend your money much more than what you earn.
> > > > > > 2) You keep balance between t he money you can earn and the
> > > > > >money you spend.
> > > > > > 3) Stingy you! Though you have earned a lot of money but you
> > > > > >hardly spend it off.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TEST NO. 5
> > > > > > WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
> > > > > > There is a cake with plenty of room to put many more candles on
> > > > > >it. How many more candles do you want to put on the cake?
> > > > > > 1) One
> > > > > > 2) Two
> > > > > > 3) Three or four
> > > > > > 4) More than five
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
> > > > > > 1) Wow! You seem wanting to get married as soon as possible. You
> > > > > >may get married at the age of 20 or right after you have finished
> > >your
> > > > > >education.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2) You want to be married a little sooner than the other.
> > > > > >However, you want your marriage to be agreed and pleased by the
> > >others.
> > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3) You want to enjoy your youngster life as long as possible. So
> > > > > >you don't want to be married too soon. You may get married when you
> > >are
> > >
> > > > > >over 25 even you already have your steady loved one.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4) You are full of curiosity. You are curious about everything.
> > > > > >You want to travel and accumulate your experience more and more.
>You
> > > > > >want to prove yourself with the challenging work. You may enjoy
>your
> > > > > >unmarried life until you are 30 or over even you have had so many
> > >lovers
> > > > > >by then.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > TEST NO. 6
> > > > > > A NEW PLANT....
> > > > > > This test indicates your attitude towards your parents....
> > > > > > Noticing a new plant pop up from the ground, what is your first
> > > > > >thought?
> > > > > > 1) Glad and want it to grow quickly.
> > > > > > 2) Be careful. Don't step on it.
> > > > > > 3) Oh! Will it give flowers?
> > > > > > 4) Thank God! Many thanks to you, God, for its growth.
> > > > > > 5) All right! No more watering!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > HERE IS THE ANALYSIS :
> > > > > > 1) You don't want your parents to interfere whatever you are
> > > > > >doing.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2) You feel grateful to your parents for bringing you up and
> > > > > >making you a nice person.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3) You rely on your parents so much and want them to be always
> > > > > >close to you.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4) You have your sincere thanks to your parents.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 5) You want to be self-survived as soon as possible. The way of
> > > > > >living life to the fullest: To be happy, not to hurt others, dun
> > >regret
> > >
> > > > > >ur decisions and able to live up to ur conscience
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > >

[ActioNKaMeN]

ape yang lu orang buat kat site ni...bantai la john...janji laku lu punye thread ni...layankan aje...

[john]

btol tu... buat je la apa2...asalkan laku.... ;D

[PoKai B]

john said:

btol tu... buat je la apa2...asalkan laku.... ;D

laku laku gak lah....tapi x best do...

[john]

PoKai said:

laku laku gak lah....tapi x best do...

ewah canggung sangat ko ni canggung....

[john]

fakta baru telah ditemui....
ini gambar kawan baik siamang manja...

gambar ni dirakamkan masa dia tgh bosan tunggu siamangmanja yg lewat datang seperti yg telah dijanjikan....

[siamangManja]

wa mmg saje pedajal die la john...wa mmg tak dtg pun hawhawhawhawhawhahw...lu jgn bgtau die tau....

[ActioNKaMeN]

wah...member lu orang putih la siamang....Red Ape name die....name lu ape lak c-amang....

[PoKai B]

oo...nama dia red ape....red ape manjer gak ker???...bebulu dia pun cam lu gak ker bos..